ollie

the chubby guy in the friend group, he definitely likes war hammer and pretends hes good at basketball and has the smallest… you know

ph scale when ollies on it 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈

by chunkywwggsylaf November 22, 2021

Ollie

Has a fat ass and everyone has a fat crush on his sister even though they look the same

U seen the batty on ollies’s sister ‘JEEEEZZZZ’

by Mark boss November 22, 2021

ollie holt

A child declared at birth as gay due to certain star signs. This child would most likely try to hide his gayness but do not be fooled. He is a dangerous 14/10 on the gayness meter

Gary: " yo this kid in my class is so fuckin gay bruv but he's trying to hide it"
Joe: "bro that's Ollie Holt. U better stay away from him. He's 14/10 on the gayness meter"
Gary: "oh shit"

by Gayboi696969 December 13, 2018

Ollie Harrison

Imagine Jimmy Savil, Ginormica ( that tall bitch from Monsters vs Aliens) and fucking Shrek all mixed into one. I'm pretty sure that's how this fucktard was made. This man went from the fat short kid to the fat tall kid who dates 13 year olds. Yes, 13 year olds!!!! My man is afraid of girls. He ran away from not 1 but 4 girls. I'll give it to him, this cunt can be funny. But he can not bench press to save his life. Ollie Harrison hit his peak when he spilt his milkshake overhimself. After that, well his popularity is receding faster than Alfie's hairline.

13 year olds friend: I never knew your dad was that tall... 13 year old: No he's just Ollie Harrison

by wagwan piff October 2, 2019

Ollie

Ollie is the second most insane person I know (Spencer is first
(He’s also my wonderful son 🥰)

“Ollie is not Sane at all. Like seriously, someone help him”

by berryranpo April 16, 2022

ollie

my bitchass friend who refuses to forgive himself for some shit that happened years ago and thinks he’s forever in debt to us and tries his hardest to clean it up by giving us gifts and stuff. love him tho.

ollie: a result of having a narcissist mother with a victim complex.

by massivelubecovereddildo June 11, 2021

Olly

He’s just a bit of a nonce yano

Touched me brother a couple times and he’s year 9

Has a bloody huge bum chin and is pretty much 2D but what can ya say, gotta love olly the nonce

Joe: James did olly touch u again??

James: ...

Joe: ollyyyy ❤️

by It’snotogreyet January 25, 2019