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cow dicking

Having your woman jerk you off while your on all fours. Like she's milking a cow. She generally stands next to you, while your on the bed.
Hey Gerald you get any last night?

Yeah my ol lady gave me a cow dicking.
by Cowdickin February 24, 2017
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Pocket Cow

Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati
Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!

Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?
by PapaIlluminati June 24, 2023
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Cow palace

Multi use arena located in Daly City CA

Host to sporting events livestock shows live. Concerts and the like
Cow palace is a place I've seen from the outside but have never been inside.
by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
mugGet the Cow palacemug.

Cowed-out

Area of wilderness in which cows have been allowed to graze and wallow, to the detriment of the environment. In everyday use, refers to an area that has been over-used, with disastrous results.
The conference room looks totally cowed-out, thanks to Frank's mass-email about the free cake.
by twistiedoodle November 23, 2010
mugGet the Cowed-outmug.

Sly Cow

It is a British term. It can be used as a player but is Normally used as a name for a man trying or making the first move such as, holding hands, a hug, or, a kiss
Wow he tried to hold your hand that means hes a sly cow.
by Jenna Axe November 2, 2016
mugGet the Sly Cowmug.

Cow Senpai

a bootiful being
you see cow senpai?
yes , i hope he notices me
by TuanologyX February 1, 2019
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Bawai Cow

He is god, and he is cow. Don't disrespect him, or the council and the milk will kill you. He stars in many bibles.
"Bawai Cow sucks!" said joe
Joe fucking dies
by wi3hfl November 11, 2019
mugGet the Bawai Cowmug.

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