Noodle Hawk

noun-A person who goes to great lengths to see a penis, mostly indigenous to Afghanistan.

I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!

Noodle Hawk by MoneyMikeHatten July 8, 2010

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Noodle Pubes

When one is particularly noodle like in the pubic hair department.

Sarah: God, what am I going to do about these noodle pubes?
Emma: Gross.

Noodle Pubes by Fagtree August 7, 2010

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noodie • Noodies • noodie scope • noodie woodie • noodiehead • noodieq • noodle salad • noodled • noobie • noodle groovin'

Noodle Down

(Verb) Investigate and clarify.

We need to Noodle Down on this issue and remove the mystery.

Noodle Down by Bitter!! November 3, 2010

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noodle it in

a phrase said when you would have sex with a woman who is a little bit below your standards.

When you have sex with a woman who you do not necessarily find attractive such that she does not give you a full on erection when you have sex with her.

She was alright, but I had to noodle it in.

noodle it in by mkabatek June 29, 2011