Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.

Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."

by Zendreon July 14, 2023

negative aura

The opposite of aura. Typically occurs when someone does something strange that repels the huzz, rather than attracts them. Negative aura is usually the result of an action, but some men are unlucky enough to be born with it. Approximately 1 in 12 males are born with this condition.

Huzz 1: See that guy over there who keeps putting his hands in his pants and sniffing it?
Huzz 2: Yeah, that's gross. Bro has negative aura.
Guy: Hey ladies, how you doin'?
*both huzz run away*

by I Thik U Stupid December 8, 2024

negative partisanship

Two parties looking separately but using a tactic of making one candidate appear like a poor choice in comparison to their opponent, making modern democracy appear legitimate.

Biden aids in the appearance of Trump as a correct choice as president for 2024, when it’s been the decision all along. All because of the beguile of negative partisanship.

by Gnostics&Numbers October 9, 2023

negative rizz

when you got no rizz and less than no rizz

Jaden got negative rizz, as well as Kyle.

by airtwin April 18, 2023

Double Stroke Negative

When someone makes a statement that is so blatantly false this is the reply to let them know.

Friend: Hey that chick over there is smokin you need to go hit that up.

Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.

by TupocLives May 31, 2021

Negative Nancy

A negative b*tvh who always kills the mood or ruins the vibes .

Don’t be a negative Nancy .

by thatgirlisniyaaa September 17, 2022

Negative Bimbo

A gamer who complains about his new graphics card for not being able to perfectly run Minecraft with an excess of mods & shaders.

My brother just got a new graphics card, and the first thing he did was complain about not being able to perfectly run Minecraft with 368 mods & shaders. He's such a negative bimbo!

by Negative Bimbo November 9, 2024