truffle butter mustache

When you get truffle butter above your lips after doing ass to mouth blowjob

He left her with a truffle butter mustache after going ATM

by littlepigs September 21, 2020

River Raisin rainbow mustache

When 2 guys put skittles in each others asshole, then proceed to eat them out

Terry and John both had river raisin rainbow mustaches from all the skittles in each others assholes

by Natsfan29 December 20, 2020

mustachuary

mustachuary is the last to weeks of febuary and the first two weeks of march in wich a man must grow a mustache and keep it till the middle of march, if you shave it off you are a pussy and your friends will have the right to make fun of you forever, even if all you can grow is a shitty skidstach YOU MUST NOT SHAVE.

HAHA you shaved you shitty skidstach cus you could not get any ass. what a bitch. I rocked mustachuary.

by mustach mat November 14, 2009

mustachiraffe

The creature that is created when a Mathena is cross-bred with that a giraffe. This creature holds great power and can stop menstrual cycles in women. The mustachiraffe's power and well-being lies within its uncanny mustache; without it, it is useless. The Jeffasaurus Rex is a similar being, but it is not quite as powerful.

That mustachiraffe has made me experience pre-menopausal symptoms and it has an impeccable affectation for groomed facial hair.

by Q. Valintyne January 6, 2012

Mehstache

Any moustache produced by someone below the age of 20. They try to make it look like a real moustache, but it's really just meh.

That kid should just shave, his mehstache is impressing nobody.

by Laser pointer January 5, 2013

mustachagge

A massage given to a person's mustache.

This morning he leaned in for a kiss and I said not until you've had your mustachagge!

by glittersmith October 27, 2014

Moistache

The residue that is left on an upper lip after performing oral sex on a female.

Dude, I just that stupid hot girl from work out on a date and she gave me a moistache!

by Elmore0394 April 1, 2019