meatball mustache

When you motorboat a mans balls

I love putting my lips under Dan's balls and giving him a good meatball mustache

by Cheeto crotch October 18, 2017

san francisco mustache

When a guy gives another guy a cum mustache on his face.

Hey Ben, imma give you a San Francisco Mustache tonight.

by TheUrbanVerbose January 26, 2017

Slutty Mustache

A mustache on a hot guy that makes him 10 times hotter and honestly is a part of his personality.

Is it too much to ask for a liberal brunette with a slutty mustache???

by nothollis July 14, 2025

National Mustache Day

National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.

Another boring day. "What do you mean Max its national mustache day get up and get ready!

by cerealbeforemilk1234 April 21, 2021

Mustache

Booger wiper, mainly according to women.

"Shave your mustache, Jake!"

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

His and Hoes Mustaches

When a guys has a full, thick stache and his lady has a full, thick bush shaved to match his.

Ziggy had the the thickest mustache I’ve ever seen until his lady pulled down her pants. They totally have his and hoes mustaches.

by Silky mane May 24, 2021

Mustache Jackson

Prerequisite: Must have access to a fire engine and hose lines.

Verb: to use Zillow and find houses for sale that presumably will be unoccupied, that way you can stretch hose to the front door to simulate real training.

(Warning) this action will piss off the whole neighborhood and the home owner will rush home and try to fight you

Is that house for sale? How about a mustache Jackson.

by Doc_Easy May 1, 2025