Mustache

A mustache is hair on your face, in between your mouth and nose. Most females don't have mustache's tho.

Stranger 1: Look at that girl with a mustache! So wierd!
Girl with a mustache: (with a deep voice) I'm actually a guy

by SuggmaBallz June 8, 2022

Mustache Warmer

When you want to sit on someone's face or would like to.

I'm vladimir putin's mustache warmer.

I want to be your mustache warmer.

by Suicide_Snuggy August 11, 2022

Southern Mustache

The Pubic celery that lavishly decorated the girth lengthy gonzolite appendage often found south of the equator.

Hey baby, you want a southern mustache ride?

by Gwizzle1 September 4, 2022

A Dirty Mustache

When a lady shaves her nether regions besides her lips

Guy 1: how’d your date with Stephanie go last night?
Guy 2: ehh, I was about to go down on her, but she had a dirty mustache and it turned me off

by TheBiggetBitchTaco November 14, 2022

Miami Mustache

When you ejaculate into your sexual partners mouth and it comes back out their nose.

You look great wearing that Miami Mustache babe! I gave her a Miami Mustache, I ate a bag of celery and filled her mouth so full it came back out her nose!

by Pauly Piccoloni October 1, 2022

Butt Mustache

An inordinate amount of hair growing in one’s butt crack near the tailbone

His butt mustache was as thick as Tom Selleck’s facial mustache!

by Pirate Oncologist May 19, 2022

Minnesota Mustache

Like a Dirty Sanchez but you gotta root a little farther North

I had a Minnesota Mustache last week, my girlfriend is still smelling that shit!

by Hawksinger November 1, 2019