Wiley Mushrooms

A certain type of psychedelic mushroom, one of the best kind and highly potent. Not wildly known for the name, but usually known as liberty caps.

Jesus: Man, look at these Wiley Mushrooms i found on the golf course.
God: Woah, man, we should cover those in some chocolate.
Jesus: Dude, I already ate some, I've been trippen for hours.

by happiness5 July 4, 2010

mushroom cloud

When you slap another person on their forehead with your dick.

this chick was passed out at a party do I gave her a mushroom cloud.

by 4Q2pal November 12, 2007

growing mushrooms

Sitting for a long while

My little brother hasn't been doing his chores, he's just hanging around the house , growing mushrooms.

by Little dapper August 10, 2017

Shiitalkin Mushrooms

A variation of saying "shiitake" mushrooms but with more color.

We were going to have steak, so I thought I would sautee some shiitalkin mushrooms to go along with the meat.

by wordopotomus March 11, 2010

shirtless mushrooms

(Obese lady, with her shirt off, smothering, on top an 80 pound man.

The shirtless mushrooms (sheyrl) covered Danes whole body.

by Bigcockdaddies October 9, 2017

King Mushroom

An absolute sigma male and gigachad that is based af.

Man that guy is such a King Mushroom, all the girls go nuts for him

by bruh what the frick July 17, 2021

Angry Mushroom

When your dick's head is smaller than the width of your cock

I have to warn you, I have an Angry Mushroom

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018