Mother mocker

One who mocks his or her mother, often by teasing or imitating her.

Mom: "OOh, Hurry! I don't want to miss 'Dancing with the Stars'!"

CHild: "Oh, no..missing 'Dancing with the Stars' would be tragic. Let's hurry, hurry, hurry--quick as a furry bunny!"

Mom: "Stop being such a mother mocker! It is a good show!"

by kellamity December 05, 2010

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Mother Butthole

mother butthole the condition your butthole is left in, after bearing a child(ren).

“I told my Gf not to be shy, because I’ve seen all of her, including her Mother Butthole..”

by Akghmr November 20, 2019

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Sick Mother

Used predominantly in the gay community, Sick Mother refers to any homosexual male who has made plans and needs an easy excuse to get out of them.

Hey you're still coming over for Tapas Night, right?
Oh, sorry! I have to cancel, Sick Mother.

by TUNA84 September 08, 2009

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mother pains

When thoughts drift unavoidably to motherhood. The biological urge and longing to be a mother but at the same time, the knowing that you're not really ready for it. Mentally, emotionally, or career-wise.

I've been having these mother pains since I was very young. Want to have a family some day.

by FayeFleurDeLis October 14, 2010

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