monkey mania

When a young man attempting to impress females flaunts his abilities to consume large amounts of alcohol all while displaying his strength and vocal abilities.

Young male gorillas in the zoo commonly display monkey mania in their pursuit to mate.

Other examples of monkey mania can be seen in freshman College males at their first college party.

cutty 1- Bro did you hear Dtrain went monkey mania up in tahoe last week?

cutty 2- yeah bro i hreard he shattered a window with his elbow, smashed a door down, smoked a pack and shot gunned like ten brews.

cutty 1- yeah bro and he didnt even get any punanny

by d@t_N1gg4_j1G$ August 11, 2009

mokesnap

A half half mixture of finely chopped weed and tobacco, killed in one hit from a bong. Totally fucks with your head.

"Go and make a mokesnap for me"
"That mokesnap kicked my ass"

by themilligan November 7, 2008

Shift Monkey

Noun - A person who constantly, and un-necessarily, shifts the gears in there car violently. In most cases they are young adults who do not know, but believe they know, how to drag, race, rally, or drift their vehicles.

John's going to drop his transmission if he keeps acting like a Shift Monkey.

by Guercioni October 23, 2005

kick monkey

When a junkie without a fix begs his junkie friend who's holding for some dope.

Dude I need to get high, give me some of your stash, kick monkey.

Just one more CC bro. At least give me your cotton. Kick Monkey!

by Sue&Rob October 30, 2008

Mulch monkey

Someone who can't do anything right,they are unevolved and are basically useless.

"Man Domonik is such a mulch monkey"

by Iamtheonethatmakesyou September 9, 2016

Growing a monkey tail

Taking a long massive shit.

I'm waiting for Melissa, cuz she's growing a monkey tail.

by comehonorfaceboots November 16, 2016

Hoho The Monkey

To have an extremely violent and dangerous fiery temper to the point where you start complaining in front of everyone and start abusing others violently.

Guy: AHHHHHHH! I’m not getting anything I want today. First there wasn’t any chicks to kiss. Then my girl cheated on me. Now there aren’t any super duper weed left. I’m so mad!
Girl: He’s pulling a Hoho the Monkey. I didn’t really cheat on him and there’s lots of super duper weed left.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018