montana moonpie

While the old lady is getting it from behind the male pulls out and fills her with cake mix and a fresh egg and proceeds to mix the batter.

Man I cant wait to take old girl to the house and make a montana moonpie!

by Savagelane October 28, 2018

Monoandrous

mateless monogamy loner unable to move on

She is monoandrous, after he died she goes solo.

by MA whiz January 13, 2019

Mennancemackadack

When you run in a convince store and scream “he’s got a gun”. Talking about yourself in third person, but when everyone looks at you in suspense your holding your dick.

Yo let’s go Mennancemackadack the movie theatre and we’ll be like peewee hermon.

by Titus dyfilid February 16, 2019

Montana Moon Blast

Underage sex between consenting people.

Juliet : No, James, I can’t take another Montana Moon Blast. My ass is so full with your juice.

James : It is okay baby, you can suck my dong instead. *inserts Mongolian Ripper*

by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019

Montana Neck Massage

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.

Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery

by MooseWrangler March 29, 2019

Montana

She is super kind and caring, she will willingly clean your room for you. She is super pretty and a great dancer everyone loves her and would be very sad if they lost her. I you have a Montana in your life hang onto her

That girl is such a Montana

by Janice Fran August 31, 2019

Montana

Montana is often a stuck up little brat who changes people into one of her own, she often makes people feel insecure because she is so god damn skinny, they often drink way to much coffee. They have no friends but their best friend will always be a girl named Haylee. They often have a boyfriend but are secretly in love with their best friend. They can be a total butt at school when they feel like it. They have a flat body from being skinny. They often fall pregnant at the age of 14. No one likes a Montana unless they are a blonde and they are under a spell

Girl: Eww she looks like a total Montana

by Namedefinitontroller101 November 3, 2019