monke

An alternative spelling of monkey, which is pronounced exactly the same. Often used online as an endearing comparison to humans.

example: reject humanity, return to monke.
opposite: reject humanity, evolve to crab.

by YEETImRussian420 April 29, 2021

Gurgling Monk

A scrappy little Savage skater, usually riding a wood with a Dickfish on it.
also likes to play halo and feltch mountain dew.

"Bro, Gurgling Monk's got that trick down!"
"Kinda like when he Feltched mountain dew out of that sexy bitches ass."

by AlbinOxRhino November 28, 2012

gattist monk

A negative, but light hearted phrase used toward others and friends. Usefull if they have screwed up, are being silly or making you cringe

"hey man, look at me act like a walrus"

"you gattist monk"

by Lozg1234 March 22, 2012

monke

giga monke (monke)

i am monke. i want be ancient monke. i wish i ancient monke. i love monke.

by MONKE >:-) October 16, 2023

Monk Mentality

The mentality one has to use to win low elo league of legends games.

Ogima starting using the "monk mentality" to win his lane and carry the game.

by Ogima October 30, 2023

porch monke

a word that is said by ghost wizard people in alabama.

my grandma called me a porch monke for saying she had a level 3 gyatt fanum tax skibiti rizz baby gronk.

by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023

Monking

To regularly ditch and bail on your friends especially at the last minute.

He’s monking us again and not showing up.

by TheElusiveMonk December 21, 2023