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text mauling

When someone texts you barbs, cryptic remarks or questions so as to relentlessly wear you down to their point of view, or to twist your response to conform to their position or desired outcome; especially if there are many of them, received intermittently, over a period of time: a day or two.

It feels like you are being punched or jabbed, sometimes by surprise-- here they are again: bam!--when you thought it was done, over they're back with another comment.
I've been clear on my position, please stop text mauling me; I am not going to agree with you.
by Ireland Brown March 18, 2010
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Zane Mallin

A hyper ass Glaswegian twat that is obsessed with Americans, Germans, his Cat and his next-door neighbors bell-end.
Zane Mallin...You be a honky ass twat
by Honkey2447 August 14, 2010
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Mud-Marlin

When a white male is romantically involved with a black female.
Hey bro, can you believe Sam is s mud-marlin!?
What!? No way, I thought he was into snow bunnies!?y
by Don Heffa May 4, 2013
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study-maxing

The act or vague intention to study while maxing out on the couch or other comfortable spot. An experienced study-maxer will often convince others that study-maxing is a better option than library based studying, while secretly planning to go to the beach, get drunk or high.
Hey dude, you up for study-maxing today?
by Tippy-toed November 10, 2014
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Dark Marlin

When one person is engaging in the act of fisting another persons asshole, then proceeds to extend their index finger outwards to allow deeper penetration into the receivers asshole.
There is nothing better than giving the girlfriend the old Dark Marlin unexpectedly, especially when i'm wearing my class ring
by dookla March 10, 2016
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muddy marlins

Hot girls who like to run through the mud and show the prissy girls how its done. Slow and dirty!
Me and I Muddy Marlins are doing a 5k this Saturday! Wanna join our team?
by beemoody September 5, 2016
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weaping marlin

A man who is has a very small dick and often is known as the one in the group that gets beat on and forced into things he/she does not want to do and often weaps about there small issues
Friend 1: bro Daemon is part of your friend group?

Friend 2: yeah man he’s the weaping marlin
by Buck white December 2, 2017
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