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Math Teacher Audit

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.
Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.
by Young Rebel00 August 25, 2022
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Math fab Mathonwy

The evilest god ever.
Jim: What did Math fab Mathonwy do?
Greg: He invented math.
by lordgrim the invcbke October 21, 2020
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math is not mathing

when something just doesn't add up.
Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.
by harleyinhawaii June 26, 2021
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math boner

The ecstasy that follows when you solve that really hard differential equation problem.
I just solved that Laplace Transform on page 86 and totally got a math boner!
by MechgineeringStud September 2, 2014
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Math Teacher

A male or female teacher who makes your life a living hell, ruins your year, and smiles at you while doing it.
Student: Bruh my math teacher just ruined my life.
Teacher: Im giving extra homework to all talkers.
Student: Fuck.
by Bbg_Shae September 18, 2019
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math team

Stereotypes of the math team usually include Asian and Indian kids, which is pretty accurate for some schools. Most people think of the math team as nerds, but these nerds are will grow up and make the big bucks. Their weekends consist of math, math, and math. Get a mathlete wasted or high, and its pretty much the funniest fucking thing ever. Note: not everyone on the math team is a pussy geek, just most of them.
Hey, isn't that chick on the math team?

She is? I don't know man but she's fucking hot.

Look at how weird those mathletes are! I bet they don't go out on Friday nights.
by a2b2c2 March 13, 2011
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math class

A cruel and unusual mental torture involving sitting in a class for about an hour, trying to find out why the crap X and Y are such punks.

Suzy and Gary are going to a store, he buys 16,000 rounds for an M16, Suzy wants to buy an AK-47. Clearly Suzy has made the better choice, as she needs 17,000 more ammo magazines for it. 24 people are standing in line somewhere else, what is the meaning of life, what is the best car ever made. 14 more people want to buy guns. I have a pet dog, which is totally unrelated to this math problem, but hey, its math, its not supposed to make sense. Solve for X, punk!
Math class made me have multiple fractures in my skull, due to the fact that I slam my head on the desk for my free time during math class, as it is less agonizing than wracking my brain to solve a problem.

Tee hee.
by Not Zane September 15, 2004
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