Dirty Limpert

The act of putting Vaseline on your car battery posts then sitting on them using your hairy asshole to clean the posts!

I walked into my friends garage and he was doing the Dirty Limpert. Not something I wanted to see but damn those post were clean!

by Fitterstuff May 19, 2022

plain lippy

A man without a moustache

friend #1 «im trying to grow a moustache»
friend #2 «you dont wanna be a plain lippy anymore?»

by TheStonkSlayer October 8, 2023

plain lippy

a man without a moustache

tom tucker: «you know his type, they’re all guilty»
mort goldman: «well, what type is that?»
tom tucker: «hes one of them plain lippys, you know no moustache like a normal person. prancing around with his naked lip for all the world to see.»
peter griffin: «sir! you are talking to a plain lippy»

by TheStonkSlayer October 12, 2023

Carrying a lumpy baby

A massive poo, turtlin', touching cloth, full of fecel matter.

I need a monumental dump so bad, I feel like I'm carrying a lumpy baby.

by kwaiiawk January 22, 2019

doing a limmy

doing something really fucking cringe and then playing it off like an eshay.

bro you cant be doing a limmy like that

shit bro my bad

by pillow fucker 222 February 4, 2022

Limpid

The act of having too much stuff in one of your pants pocket, oppose to the other one. Gives you the feeling that you're limping when your legs are completely fine.

I feel very limpid because of my DS.

by Nakuga June 29, 2011

Limp-Wrist-Long-Nails

An effeminate male. A male into effeminacy in looks or interests. Also one lacking in physical strength.

That limp-wrist-long-nails fella cant drive anything without power steering and automatic. He's a typical limp-wrist-long-nails bottom.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003