A Literal Piece of Lettuce 

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.

*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"

A Literal Piece of Lettuce by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021

Burger King foot lettuce 

Delicious frickn lettuce made by yours truly feet

I like 68 Good rapper

Oh wow that’s good Burger King foot lettuce

Burger King foot lettuce by Fat Asian69eatspoop February 9, 2021

Sea of lettuce 

Sea of lettuce is shit

-Hey I like sea of lettuce
-Nah

Sea of lettuce by creasers2020 March 14, 2021

Lentil the lettuce

A weird person that ruined aris server

Lentil the lettuce is weird

Lentil the lettuce by An bony May 8, 2021

slug and lettuce 

When you're driving around town in your BMW looking for a pub. You realize you're going to a slug and lettuce so you have to go back and change to your fiat 500.

Hey man! Should we go to the slug and lettuce? Fuck. I can't man. My fiat 500 is at my mum's house.

slug and lettuce by Penguinboy21 June 9, 2021

Stirring the lettuce 

When you’re tossing salad and the person doesn’t finish

He was barely stirring the lettuce in bed last night

Stirring the lettuce by Dabberzzz January 27, 2022

devil's lettuce 

a different term for weed

oh look! it's devil's lettuce o' clock. smell ya later jon!

devil's lettuce by garfilbert May 5, 2022