Volmert's law
Volmert's law is a rule that allows employees to have an excused tardiness due to sexual activities.
Volmert's law by Wooticus Maximus September 12, 2014
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Cunningham's law
the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer." The concept is named after Ward Cunningham
Person 1: hey bro the awnser for question number 6 is b.
Person 2: No its not! Its A.
Person 1: thank you, Cunningham's law strikes once more!.
Person 2: No its not! Its A.
Person 1: thank you, Cunningham's law strikes once more!.
Cunningham's law by Pena3368 February 20, 2020
Allen's Law
In order to prove that an event has occurred, one must have three witnesses or a picture/video or it did not happen.
"Bro last night I drank a how bottle of Bombay by myself and didn't get drunk!"
"You got 3 witnesses or a video"
"Naw"
"Didn't happen, Allen's Law!"
"You got 3 witnesses or a video"
"Naw"
"Didn't happen, Allen's Law!"
Allen's Law by wndrlnd June 6, 2017
Lathrop's Law
The principle that outlines how obstacles, inconveniences, and interruptions are most likely to occur at the least opportune time.
Me: I leave for work an hour before I'm due to clock in so i have about 20 minutes in case anything happens on the way in.
Co Worker: So then how did you wind up 10 minutes late today?
Me: I left 10 minutes later than i normally would courtesy of my cat- but the accident on I-95 is what really screwed me.
Co Worker: Lathrop's Law my friend, you plan, fate laughs.
Co Worker: So then how did you wind up 10 minutes late today?
Me: I left 10 minutes later than i normally would courtesy of my cat- but the accident on I-95 is what really screwed me.
Co Worker: Lathrop's Law my friend, you plan, fate laughs.
Lathrop's Law by Arphee January 25, 2019
ACS Law
A synonym for Karma.
ACS Law is (soon to be 'was') a law firm specialising in indiscriminately sending threatening emails to people they believe to be illegal file sharers. Although their most noted case prior to 2009 was the defence of a British national accused of public indecency in Dubai, they are better known for noobing up their security and having their internal emails leaked.
ACS Law is (soon to be 'was') a law firm specialising in indiscriminately sending threatening emails to people they believe to be illegal file sharers. Although their most noted case prior to 2009 was the defence of a British national accused of public indecency in Dubai, they are better known for noobing up their security and having their internal emails leaked.
ACS Law by Fatneck Andrew September 29, 2010
LaCroix's Law
LaCroix's Law states that as an internet discussion evolves, eventually someone that disagrees with a person will imply that the person watches Fox News and is therefore a moron. This person believes invoking LaCroix's Law "wins" the debate. (see Godwin's Law for a similar adage).
the internet poster Teabagger just invoked LaCroix's Law by posting that internet poster Joe SixPack is a moron and therefore must watch Fox News.
LaCroix's Law by Duke LaCroix June 18, 2014
Fruit Law
First, there's nothing fruity about the Fruit Law.
It's an important principle of ghetto life that explains the certainty of final retribution after you do something stupid to someone scary.
It states: if you diss a MAN-GO, you must diss-a-PEAR.
That is, if you disrespect the wrong people and walk away without making amends, you are liable to vanish in a painful way.
Loosely based on a Vybz Kartel lyric.
It's an important principle of ghetto life that explains the certainty of final retribution after you do something stupid to someone scary.
It states: if you diss a MAN-GO, you must diss-a-PEAR.
That is, if you disrespect the wrong people and walk away without making amends, you are liable to vanish in a painful way.
Loosely based on a Vybz Kartel lyric.
Frankie: "Hey yo, heard about Little John lately? Dude owes everybody money"
Marco: "Really? His widow skipped town after his funeral"
Frankie: "Oops! Fruit Law!"
Marco: "Really? His widow skipped town after his funeral"
Frankie: "Oops! Fruit Law!"
Fruit Law by BioHazardX October 22, 2012