by yofery May 23, 2019
On the cartoon South Park, Kyle Broflovski's stereotype Jewish cousin Kyle. He displays may problems including asthma, poor physical ability, complete inability to behave normal and physically poor semen. He is also a tight arse when it comes to money.
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: You, you paid your friends to not make fun of me?
Kyle: Look, it's not because anything's wrong with you.
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.
Kyle: Kyle, I-I'm sorry
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Becuase I mean I really think you could have done it for about 12.50.
Kyle: What?
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Well, I mean, you didn't just start at 40, did you? You you gotta low-ball these things so you have a place to go.
Kyle: amazed Oh, dude.
Kyle: Look, it's not because anything's wrong with you.
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.
Kyle: Kyle, I-I'm sorry
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Becuase I mean I really think you could have done it for about 12.50.
Kyle: What?
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Well, I mean, you didn't just start at 40, did you? You you gotta low-ball these things so you have a place to go.
Kyle: amazed Oh, dude.
by Elroy Steel May 15, 2008
Kylee is a skinny twig bitch, that can't cheer, that is ever bothered to show up to school or games. She is also a gossip that sucks mad cock. When Kylee does go to school she is a entitled asshole that never shuts up.
Friend 1-did you hear kylee picked up the wrong end up of the curling iron.
Friend 2-wow, what a dumbass!
Friend 2-wow, what a dumbass!
by Student A and B November 05, 2019
Kylee a hoe
by Lisa Hines November 26, 2017
Kyle is a way to describe a man (Or a way to call a man) who is favored by most and many women for obvious reason. How to spot a Kyle:
Looks. He is insanely gorgeous, and normally would have brown/black hair with bright brown eyes.
Personality? He's cruel to people he doesn't know, but once you get in his inner circle, he's the nicest man in the world. He is generous, but knows when he's giving too much. He is funny, but knows when to be serious.
He knows exactly how to make people smile, no matter how serious you might be.
If you ever bump into a Kyle, try to get him. Because it will be the best thing you'll ever do in your entire life. He's worth everything you've got to offer, but he won't ask for it.
Looks. He is insanely gorgeous, and normally would have brown/black hair with bright brown eyes.
Personality? He's cruel to people he doesn't know, but once you get in his inner circle, he's the nicest man in the world. He is generous, but knows when he's giving too much. He is funny, but knows when to be serious.
He knows exactly how to make people smile, no matter how serious you might be.
If you ever bump into a Kyle, try to get him. Because it will be the best thing you'll ever do in your entire life. He's worth everything you've got to offer, but he won't ask for it.
1: Oh my god, my boyfriend is such a buttcrack! I thought he was a Kyle!
2: Do you see that kid over there? Omfg, he's such a Kyle.
3: My friend is definitely a Kyle. I want him so bad!
2: Do you see that kid over there? Omfg, he's such a Kyle.
3: My friend is definitely a Kyle. I want him so bad!
by polkapolkadottys April 01, 2009
by Fucking Alex my guy September 04, 2019
Extremely attractive, flirtatious, and narcissistic. Suits, food, and women are his greatest loves. Will be a jerk to you unless you're one of his bros or you're an attractive female (in which case he'll do anything to not let his image be compromised).Tries too hard and doesn't know when to give up, because he can't possibly conceive that anyone could NOT like him. For all his flaws though, not a bad guy.
Bro 1: Hey, did you see Kyle with that new chick? Didn't he just break up with Leslie last week?
Bro 2: Yeah man, don't you know Kyle? That guy's got more game than Don Juan.
Bro 2: Yeah man, don't you know Kyle? That guy's got more game than Don Juan.
by creepin_monster44566 July 11, 2011