Kevin

Fucking Blick asf guy always catch him running from the fed for finessing a Nando’s meal.

Kevin you mother fucking Nando’s smuggler

by This is yo momma May 12, 2020

kevin keegan

Old england footballer.

mullet man

dude: oh kevin keegan has an awsome mullet
dude2: no one with a mullet is cool.

by udman September 14, 2007

kevin ma

A dude that claims he is straight, yet when he sees gay guys he uncontrollably makes a strange turkey noise that is his mating call. He then proceeds to provide felacio to the homo gentleman in question. Very gay.

Dude, Ryan Marks isn't straight, I saw him pucker off a dude last week after he made some turkey noises, he's a total Kevin Ma!

by andymickreppinkee November 7, 2013

Kevin Durant

1. A synonym for snake
2. A basketball player who is not needed for her (only female use is correct) team or does not make a difference.
3. A benchwarmer

4. A little girl who is not loyal
5. A skinny 14 year old
6. A cupcake

ESPN: Kevin Durant just signed with the warriors
Gregg: Thank you for everything you've done for o-Oaklahoma (voice crack)
*One eternity later*
Gregg: KEVIN DURANT YOU SUCK YOU JUST LEFT THIS... THIS TRASH!!!! NO! NO YOUR TRASH KEVIN DURANT, YOUR TRASH! THIS IS A GREAT TEAM, GREAT... ETC. THE ONLY TRASH PART ABOUT IT IS THE PERSON WHO JUST LEFT!!!!
(Etc Ect, rips jersey)

2. Bandwagon Fan: I'm gonna become a fan of the patriots! Screw the browns!
Chris: Stop being a Kevin Durant!

by Yo Mama 694201738 April 18, 2018

Pulling A Kevin

verb. to saying something completely irrelevant to the subject at hand; to say something of which is absent of any rational thought or common sense; to say something obvious but in a stupid way

Example:

Guy#1: You know you look kinda Mexican.

Guy#2: I only look Mexican because before I was born my dad ate a lot of Mexican food........

(These were real quotes from an idiot friend and henceforth we call saying something stupid without rational thought "Pulling A Kevin".)

by T.n.T Bros. December 14, 2008

Kevin Mitnick

Probably the most admired hacker in the world.

www.freekevin.com

by Incognito December 10, 2002

Kevin

To sign off abruptly on someone.

Guy 1: Hey did you talk to him about saturday?
Guy 2: I couldn't, he pulled a kevin on me.

by D3k4ll October 1, 2010