kitchen fella

Any non english speaking man that works as a kitchen employee in a restaurant. Usually these people are not US citizens, most have numerous children, have never used birth control, collect benefits under a fake SSN, and have no personal need to be contributing person in society. Commonly used to describe non english speaking hispanic men between 18-50 years old. mexican beaner wetback spic burrito latino taco dirty sanchez dirty thief brown

"Those damn kitchen fellas stole my bike."

by awunderlich September 1, 2006

Kichenese

A made up language used for social experiments

Keckinose jeloav yteheleh bosoa weoxolopov endehey molzo monolakapizzaeh behodi

That means “Kichenese is a language that is difficult to learn”

by I Like To Define Words December 29, 2021

Kitchenbound

One's destiny or obligation to work and reside in the kitchen, whose specialty is in creating delicimotherfuckingscrumptious sandwiches.

Daughter: Daddy, I want to be a police officer when I grow up.
Dad: Sorry honey, you're Kitchenbound. So what's for lunch?
Daughter: Sandwiches.
Dad: Excellent.

by MrLicorice October 28, 2009

Kitchenating

the act of kitchenating; putting off or delaying or defering an action* to a later time.

*NB That action has not yet been fully decided either.

Nick was kitchenating over his proposed charity swim.

by SoggyMoggy July 8, 2010

Kitchendick

A person (usually homosexual) who frequently masturbates in his/her kitchen.

Did you hear about Mike? He only jacks it in his kitchen, he's a total kitchendick.

by thisblackguy January 10, 2011

Kitchen Rider

A Kitchen Rider is a person who wears logo clothing for a manufacture but doesn't own the product. Like a guy with a Harley Davidson t-shirt but he doesn't have a Harley or the guy with the surf clothing that never surfs.

Check out that guy with the Jack Daniels t-shirt on at an AA meeting! What a Kitchen Rider!

by Planetcontrol June 11, 2011

kitchen illiterate

A women who has not learned to use a kitchen aka a useless women.

Sam has no idea how to cook, she is f-ing kitchen illiterate!

by boyfriendofakitchilliterate September 8, 2011