master keying

a term locksmiths use for masturbating

mazda spent the day master keying in the bathroom

by vagina jim bob September 18, 2016

cayden keys

Cayden Keys is a name for a sexy beast. He like girls. A Cayden Keys is most likely to please you just about anywhere. He will most likely do a back flip... if he's cool and sexy! which he is he's a sexy beast. He's super sexy like 10/10 would smash right now. he's the sexiest guy in the room.

hi my name is cayden keys.

by Jimmy Bob Joe 17th May 26, 2017

key happy

When a moderator on a forum is eager to ban people for little reason. Just like a trigger happy person is eager to shoot things for little reason.

I hate that forum the mods are key happy and banned me for spelling a users name wrong!

by fartso55 January 1, 2017

kei car

A car which is actually tiny. it also has a really tiny engine...

Me:THAT KEI CAR LOOKS NICE NGL.

by lolcat9999 March 2, 2023

John Key

The act of pulling on a girl's ponytail

"You better put that hair in a bun or imma John Key yo ass"

by Jacinda Arden November 30, 2021

carry-no-key

1. To get on stage at karaoke and not sing. 2. To sing out of tune at karaoke. 3. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and doesn't sing. 4. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and sings out of tune.

"I can't even hear her. I thought you said karaoke, not carry-no-key." "The way this carry-no-key sings it, I can't even tell what song it is."

by qguru722 September 21, 2012

Keys Disease

An epidemic on Island Time. The result of too much Booze, Sun, and Cigarettes. You get the picture.

If you spend much time in the Keys you might get Keys Disease.

by SukyfykuS June 28, 2022