Albuquer-key Share definition Flag A screwdriver and brick combination commonly used in the theft of a motor vehicle. A rock or other large heavy object can also be used in combination with the screwdriver. "I lost my keys." "Don't worry, I've got my albuquer-key we can go." Albuquer-key by vxkestrelxv August 30, 2018 Get the Albuquer-key mug.