Kebabstinenser

En tilstand af stærk trang eller længsel efter kebab, typisk hvis man ikke har spist det i lang tid.

A: Rejs dig op, din klamme stodder, hvad fanden laver du?
B: Sorry bro, jeg har de vildeste kebabstinenser lige nu.
A: Undskyld bro, jeg vidste ikke at du var så sigma, jeg skal nok købe en kebab til dig.

by HeinrichSchülze June 13, 2025

Kebabsledding

The act of bobsledding while in a four man chain of anal penetration, allowing the movement from the bobsled to cause friction.

Hey, we need one more person to come kebabsledding with us later, are you free?

by KLangone92 February 3, 2026

KEBABUM

A physical motion experienced 3 hours after eating a rehab kebab.

Jeez mate, I’ve a hot case of kebabum!

by FriskytheUnicorn March 16, 2026

KEBABUM

A physical motion experienced 3 hours after eating a rehab kebab.

Jeez mate, I’ve a hot case of kebabum!

by FriskytheUnicorn March 16, 2026

kebaber

slur against turkish people since all of them fucking like kebabs

amelia: hey did you hear ali is turkish?

jacob: yeah he’s a fucking kebaber no shit

by bifns December 4, 2025

shish kebabb

when a male (or female with a strap on) is having sex with an extremely skinny, mostly petite, partner and his penis (or the strap on) pierces through the skinny partner. Usually very painful. The victims of shish kebabbing are usually anorexic or have other eating disorders. So ladies please eat.

Dudette: Hey, Stud, wanna bone?
Stud: Sweetie, you're like 80 lbs. I'll probably shish kebabb the shit out of you.

or

by Colonel Kuster. August 10, 2010

Flabby Kebaby

The genitals of a fat bird with hairy lips!

OMG she has a flabby kebaby, look at the size of it, i wouldn't want to sick my dick in that horrid thing!

by Soul Sanctuary November 25, 2010