Ahh k

Ahh, ok. Basically something people will say when they can't think of anything else to say. Can be used in place of lol and :P

Person 1: I'm gonna go to the movies with Tara tomorrow, should be good.
Person 2: Ahh k
Person 1: After that I think we'll go back to my place.
Person 2: Lol
Person 1: You know you don't have to respond to everything I say with something meaningless.
Person 2: Ahh k
Person 1: You're a douche, stop that.
Person 2: Ahh k

by Turbophoenix October 18, 2009

any k

A cross between anyways and OK. It is used to agree and/or often change the subject.

person 1- I hate this and I'm so pissed off.
person 2- Any k, lets fo out side.

by TJ speaking to Jessica and Christina January 12, 2006

Absolute Theorem of J/K

Theorem stating that there is some truth to every "j/k."

Every time somebody claims to be joking, one knows that part (if not all) of what they say is actually true.

(the Absolute Theorem of J/K in practice)

Person 1: Hey, man. what are you doing?

Person 2: Talking crap about you to other people and being the most hypocritical friend in the world. j/k. Not much.

by reinix March 20, 2009

aqdeswfrdegtfrhygtjuhykijuloki;plo'[;p'[zacdxsvfcdbgvfnhbgmjnh,kmj.l,k/;.l'/;'

This is the farthest reach of boredom, typing and going all-in with the double pillar technique. Congrats.

"Hey, what's your favorite word?"
"Banana."
"Mine's aqdeswfrdegtfrhygtjuhykijuloki;plo';p'zacdxsvfcdbgvfnhbgmjnh,kmj.l,k/;.l'/;'"

by aqdeswfrdegtfrhygtjuhykijuloki April 8, 2019

aubrey k

aubrey k, seems like the most perfect and innocent child and nicest child but really she’s a back stabbing bitch who can’t keep her legs closed for nothing. she is nothing but a skin a bones ronchy ass hoe if uu meet aubrey kistler RUN!!. she’s a dirty ass bitch

“who’s aubrey kistler”

“don’t fuck wit her she’s a dirty ass fake bitch the biggest hoe in hickman county”

by aubrey k November 22, 2022

Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich

A sandwich comprised of Penis Butter (Sperm, Semen, Ejaculate, Cum, Baby Gravy, Baby Batter, Horny Muffins, Knob Slime, Peace Grease, Dick Goo, Ectoplasm of The Nether, Spoofs...etc.) and the popular personal lubricant K.Y. Jelly. Often said as a joke or sang in substitution of the old "Peanut Butter and Jelly " song features on the 90's popular kids TV show Barney the Dinosaur.

Example of a joke with a friend if they don't like something.: (See Example Below)

Other example: look up Barney Peanut butter and Jelly and change the words, you will see where the idea came from.

"Wow, why don't you just go and eat a Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich!?"

by IronFistAlchemist June 17, 2018

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ght'ifs'utre'sf'rhg'vgfgh'awerdfg'iosf'hrd'qrdr'yuy'ws'ge'ujtr'wsadfwe'htfgt'whom'dyr

the most superior version of whomst've

Person 1: whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ght'ifs'utre'sf'rhg'vgfgh'awerdfg'iosf'hrd'qrdr'yuy'ws'ge'ujtr'wsadfwe'htfgt'whom'dyr

Person 2: why the shit do I have to do this?

by anonymous April 22, 2021