Julian is thicc beyond belief. Anybody who lays eyes on his volumshous ass immediately gets wet as fuck. Julian has all the bitches and gets pussy on the regular. Julian has “neva lost”.
by FBGM $$$$ May 8, 2019

Julian he is the fucking nigga gansta of the hood alright, if u mess with him ur getting fucked up, nigga watch out🚬🚬
by Penisshagatys November 23, 2021

by irlqrz August 3, 2022

A change in a teenage male's life when he decides to to stop playing videogames, usually followed by a sudden ability to socialize.
That kid just underwent a Julian Shift and now all his friends want to to play him Xbox again, despite the fact that they were dicks to him.
by No Longer Funny Hitler November 6, 2011

Julian Casablancas is the male half of God, and is already taken by the female half of God (ahem ladies) like forever ago. He is known to the general public as an amazing musician and singer, though some paint him as a spoiled rockstar. He is very clever and leaves clues for people hinting at his "secret identity" and the agony of our "imprisonment." I know him to be well versed in telepathy, possession and foresight. Currently awaiting impending apocalypse (less than 3 months) have fun yall.
I wish I knew that Julian Casablancas was God before I talked all that shit about him and heaped an eternity of embarassment upon myself 😉
by little habibi May 7, 2018

A friend who you can say weird shit to, they're weird, humorous , attractive, hella juicy, and a good ol' pal.
but beware what they say
but beware what they say
by bliffoff3484 April 19, 2023
