I was in the bedroom beating up the jonas last night.
She shaves her jonas.
That girl may not be a model but she has some good jonas.
I hope the next time i take my girl out i can get some jonas from her cute butt.
She shaves her jonas.
That girl may not be a model but she has some good jonas.
I hope the next time i take my girl out i can get some jonas from her cute butt.
by The surveyer January 2, 2006
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a group of brothers who have their own band. group was founded in a barber shop in new jersey. there are three members, kevin, joe, and nick (battling some disease) these boys have a younger brother, frankie, and two parents. these boys are known for having many obsessed girl fans, and super tight pants.
by just_some_girl January 18, 2009
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Girl 1: OMG! The Jo Bros are so dreamy! I'm drooling!
Girl 2: They aren't so hot.
Jonas: Hey what's up?
Girl 2:Ohhhhh....He's so dreamy!
Both girls: Ohhhh....
Jonas:Look! I'm swimming!
Girl 2: They aren't so hot.
Jonas: Hey what's up?
Girl 2:Ohhhhh....He's so dreamy!
Both girls: Ohhhh....
Jonas:Look! I'm swimming!
by Hyena King December 14, 2009
Get the Jonas mug.1) Describing one who loves each & every brother.
There are no more posters that read; "Joe, You're Hot. Nick, You're Cute. Kevin, You're Ok."
2) One who does not form a "Jonas Girlfriend/Wife Hate Club"
One who is happy for the brothers, no matter what they choose.
One who NEVER sends hate mail to an object of Jonas affection.
3) One who will spend excessive amounts of time and money to see the Jonas Brothers.
This includes;
Finding out tour dates
Skipping school or work to buy tickets
Driving or flying long distances to an appearance
Staying up until midnight to be the first to buy a cd
Making handmade presents for each brother
4) One who helps other Jonas fans in a time of need or crisis without reserve.
One who is there for his/her Jonas sisters/brothers.
One who understands when there is an OJD moment one can't control (ie; When Kevin does a back flip while playing guitar, Joe stands under the water on the World Tour 2009, Nick writes a soulful song, or Frankie does something adorable.)
5) Loving each brother for "Who I Am"
Note; Age range for True Jonas Fan ranges from 1-100.
There is no known cure. Anyone can be a TJF. No specification of gender for a TJF. A TJF will openly admit to being one, even at the risk of sounding conceited. A TJF is also supportive of Jonas Fangirls and help them to overcome their disorder ie; become the girls a Jonas would desire, not the screaming & annoying girls they are.
There are no more posters that read; "Joe, You're Hot. Nick, You're Cute. Kevin, You're Ok."
2) One who does not form a "Jonas Girlfriend/Wife Hate Club"
One who is happy for the brothers, no matter what they choose.
One who NEVER sends hate mail to an object of Jonas affection.
3) One who will spend excessive amounts of time and money to see the Jonas Brothers.
This includes;
Finding out tour dates
Skipping school or work to buy tickets
Driving or flying long distances to an appearance
Staying up until midnight to be the first to buy a cd
Making handmade presents for each brother
4) One who helps other Jonas fans in a time of need or crisis without reserve.
One who is there for his/her Jonas sisters/brothers.
One who understands when there is an OJD moment one can't control (ie; When Kevin does a back flip while playing guitar, Joe stands under the water on the World Tour 2009, Nick writes a soulful song, or Frankie does something adorable.)
5) Loving each brother for "Who I Am"
Note; Age range for True Jonas Fan ranges from 1-100.
There is no known cure. Anyone can be a TJF. No specification of gender for a TJF. A TJF will openly admit to being one, even at the risk of sounding conceited. A TJF is also supportive of Jonas Fangirls and help them to overcome their disorder ie; become the girls a Jonas would desire, not the screaming & annoying girls they are.
Example 1
Morgan- "Did you see where there was ANOTHER Kevin hate moment?!"
LaTanya- "What?! No!"
Morgan- "I know! We gotta show Kev some love!"
*girls precede to post on every Jonas site "WE LOVE KEVIN!"
Example 2
Hailey- "Ohmygosh! Did you hear that Joe has a new girlfriend"
Jade- "No way!! Man, I wish that was me. But oh well. As long as Joe is happy."
Hailey- "Way to be a True Jonas Fan."
Example 3
Maddie- *yawns*
Rachel- "Tired?"
Maddie- "Yeah. I stayed up till midnight to get the new Jonas Brothers cd and then was up until 3 memorizing the lyrics."
Example 4
Katy- *standing in line to get into concert* "I'm getting really dizzy." *Jonas fans begin pushing her to front of line and pounding on venue doors so that security lets her in. Then each fans sends a tweet to each Jonas letting them know what happened. Then each fan finds girl to make sure she is ok before they take their seat*
Example 5
Molly- "OHMYGOSH! Joe has a beard now!"
Liz- "Yeah! I don't really like it but of Joe does, then GO JOE!"
Molly- "Way to be a True Jonas Fan."
Morgan- "Did you see where there was ANOTHER Kevin hate moment?!"
LaTanya- "What?! No!"
Morgan- "I know! We gotta show Kev some love!"
*girls precede to post on every Jonas site "WE LOVE KEVIN!"
Example 2
Hailey- "Ohmygosh! Did you hear that Joe has a new girlfriend"
Jade- "No way!! Man, I wish that was me. But oh well. As long as Joe is happy."
Hailey- "Way to be a True Jonas Fan."
Example 3
Maddie- *yawns*
Rachel- "Tired?"
Maddie- "Yeah. I stayed up till midnight to get the new Jonas Brothers cd and then was up until 3 memorizing the lyrics."
Example 4
Katy- *standing in line to get into concert* "I'm getting really dizzy." *Jonas fans begin pushing her to front of line and pounding on venue doors so that security lets her in. Then each fans sends a tweet to each Jonas letting them know what happened. Then each fan finds girl to make sure she is ok before they take their seat*
Example 5
Molly- "OHMYGOSH! Joe has a beard now!"
Liz- "Yeah! I don't really like it but of Joe does, then GO JOE!"
Molly- "Way to be a True Jonas Fan."
by thatmjgirl August 6, 2010
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While I was driving my new girlfriend to my mom and dad's place for dinner she inquired "have you ever been jonased?" "Not by someone as talented as you" was my reply. "Well pull down your pants and I will jonas you like you have never been jonased before."
by downtown duke March 13, 2009
Get the Jonased mug.An angry, occasionally bigoted group of people who passionately hate the Jonas Brothers as if they raped their mother.
Insults towards the Jonas Brothers usually consist of:
gay, (variations on this word), shit, (and other variations on that word).
Their main criticisms of the Jonas Brothers usually include but are not restricted to:
- The are not screamo/metal/techno/an 80's band (Make note that haters are apparently god's judges of music and that only their taste matters, despite the fact that they are not in the majority.)
-They are gay (Most Jonas haters may be uninformed as the Brothers are quite straight. It can also be assumed that Jonas haters are also highly homo-phobic and insecure about their sexuality.)
-They do not deserve they're fame and anyone could write "shit like that". (Against popular belief, Jonas Haters are NOT widely acclaimed for their musical talent, and most popular artists actually speak fondly of the Brothers(Elvis Costello, Lady Gaga, Kings of Leon ect.))
-Their fans are annoying. (True, though this may be because the annoying ones are generally the ones noticed most often, because they're annoying.)
-They're only famous because they're good-looking/They're ugly (no comment)
-They're sponsored by Disney (Very true, but unlike most Disney stars, they were originally signed and released an album under a totally different label. And the Brothers themselves do all of the songwriting (except where other credit is given-ex. Busted))
A Jonas Hater: Usually speaks about they're love for "hardcore" bands like Metallica, Lamb of God, or other similar bands. They consider this music, "real" music and wish violent death upon the Jonas Brothers for not being one of the bands that they like, promoting civilized behavior, and being famous/loved. Most Jonas Haters are teenage boys 13-17 who would feel gay if they said they liked the Jonas Brothers.(Many don't know that the Beatles had a vast majority of female fans because television was more limited back then.)
Insults towards the Jonas Brothers usually consist of:
gay, (variations on this word), shit, (and other variations on that word).
Their main criticisms of the Jonas Brothers usually include but are not restricted to:
- The are not screamo/metal/techno/an 80's band (Make note that haters are apparently god's judges of music and that only their taste matters, despite the fact that they are not in the majority.)
-They are gay (Most Jonas haters may be uninformed as the Brothers are quite straight. It can also be assumed that Jonas haters are also highly homo-phobic and insecure about their sexuality.)
-They do not deserve they're fame and anyone could write "shit like that". (Against popular belief, Jonas Haters are NOT widely acclaimed for their musical talent, and most popular artists actually speak fondly of the Brothers(Elvis Costello, Lady Gaga, Kings of Leon ect.))
-Their fans are annoying. (True, though this may be because the annoying ones are generally the ones noticed most often, because they're annoying.)
-They're only famous because they're good-looking/They're ugly (no comment)
-They're sponsored by Disney (Very true, but unlike most Disney stars, they were originally signed and released an album under a totally different label. And the Brothers themselves do all of the songwriting (except where other credit is given-ex. Busted))
A Jonas Hater: Usually speaks about they're love for "hardcore" bands like Metallica, Lamb of God, or other similar bands. They consider this music, "real" music and wish violent death upon the Jonas Brothers for not being one of the bands that they like, promoting civilized behavior, and being famous/loved. Most Jonas Haters are teenage boys 13-17 who would feel gay if they said they liked the Jonas Brothers.(Many don't know that the Beatles had a vast majority of female fans because television was more limited back then.)
Jonas Brothers Fan #1: omg the jonas brthers aree so hot lo <3l im goning to mary joe!!!!!!! anyone who dusnt lik them can just shut up cus ther a jealous loooser!!!!
Jonas Brothers Fan #2: I absolutely love the Jonas Brothers so please don't insult them, I don't insult the bands that you like.
Jonas No Opinion: Um, I guess they have some good stuff, I mean, I don't HATE them, but I don't really like that style. I'm more of a hard rocker \m/
Jonas Brothers Haters:quote: "faggots
99% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas brothers on the roof of a building. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% who would shout "JUMP"!"
"Jonas Brothers are gay they butt rape each at night "
"fucking faggots! the jonas brothers are fail. Their music is a major failure "
"jonas bros. suckz ma ballez and smears Crusha© on them then lickz it off and sicks it up in a hat this iz how bad thee R lolololololololololo -sic"
"i fucking hate those fags"
Jonas Brothers Fan #2: I absolutely love the Jonas Brothers so please don't insult them, I don't insult the bands that you like.
Jonas No Opinion: Um, I guess they have some good stuff, I mean, I don't HATE them, but I don't really like that style. I'm more of a hard rocker \m/
Jonas Brothers Haters:quote: "faggots
99% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas brothers on the roof of a building. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% who would shout "JUMP"!"
"Jonas Brothers are gay they butt rape each at night "
"fucking faggots! the jonas brothers are fail. Their music is a major failure "
"jonas bros. suckz ma ballez and smears Crusha© on them then lickz it off and sicks it up in a hat this iz how bad thee R lolololololololololo -sic"
"i fucking hate those fags"
by SCayman May 14, 2009
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