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Bald Jimmy

A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.
Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
mugGet the Bald Jimmymug.

Little Jimmy

A level in Mario Maker 2 in which the goal is a few feet from the start and there are only a few bumps and gaps to jump over. In other words an easy and short but bad level.
Oh no, its a little Jimmy level. GOSH DANGIT BLUE MARIO, PINK MARIO, AND PUMPITENDO GOT TO THE GOAL AND IM LEFT IN THEIR DUST.
mugGet the Little Jimmymug.

Jimmy-Jog

Two meanings:
1. Fit well together, get along, understand one another, vibe.
2. Indirect route to get somewhere.
John and I don't jimmy-jog well. (We don't get along)
You get there by going right and then jimmy-jog over a bit further.
by Phrase Maker 1970 January 7, 2022
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JImmy thiccy

hes so thicc hes a jimmy thiccy
by Jimmy thiccy June 7, 2018
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Jimmy Shimmy

When you clutch so hard in Valorant your body can't resist dancing
Jimmy did the Jimmy Shimmy after clutching a 1v5 in overtime
by snippy_snippington September 25, 2021
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Jimmy Beerleaguer

To be confined only to the beerleagues of life based on your naturally given talent, lack of looks, Scrawny build and general lack of being cool.

Also can be used to describe idiotic actions or attempting to be funny.

Usually a JB comes from a long line of beerleaguers and female JB's usually marries into another Beerleaguer family.
Dont be a jimmy Beerleaguer.

That was such a jimmy beerleaguer move.

Look at this Jimmy beerleaguer trying to be cool!

You act like such a Jimmy beerleaguer sometimes
by BL1785 September 25, 2011
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Thin Jimmy

A long, slender penis. Similar to a 6-7 inch section of garden hose. Thin Jimmy’s are ideal for anal sex due to limited girth.
Rachel loves anal now that she’s with a dude that packs a Thin Jimmy.

Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017
mugGet the Thin Jimmymug.

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