Thin Jimmy

A long, slender penis. Similar to a 6-7 inch section of garden hose. Thin Jimmy’s are ideal for anal sex due to limited girth.

Rachel loves anal now that she’s with a dude that packs a Thin Jimmy.

Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.

by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017

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Jimmy Danger

Jimmy Danger is not just a pretty ballet dancer, but a pro at construction too. Jimmy Danger brings all the kitties to the yard with his gorgeous smile and celestial eyes. Jimmy Danger can do anything.

"Is that Jimmy Danger?" yelled a fan from a passing cab

by KalindaKitty November 24, 2019

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A Jimmy Carr

A man who has a particularly unusual laugh, generally sounds more like a seal than a regular person.

Bro 1: did you hear that guy laughing in the cinema yesterday

Bro 2: yeah bro he was totally " A Jimmy Carr "

Bro 1: I mean who laughs like that he sounded like a used condom being deflated

by JBSTER October 04, 2014

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Soft Jimmy

A soft, flaacid penis.

Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.

After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.

My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.

by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018

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Jimmy Craig

-When You Loose Weight by Divorcing Your Wife (i.e If your wife weighs 170lbs and you get a divorce you lost that 170lbs of weight on your shoulders{her})

-Jenny Craig for Males.

Man 1: Man, I Lost 250 Lbs!!!

Man 2: How? You look the same?

Man 1: Jimmy Craig!!

by bOOOOtOOOOOh June 19, 2011

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