new jersey

New Jersey is the realist state on earth, we dont have fake TV shows like California. Nj smells like... Trees. We have awesome beaches and rolling hills. Everything in jersey rocks. and the only people that disagree have never been here, or have only been near obnoxious New York. We are the 6th richest state, and somerset is the RICHEST county in america.

Yes Nj is the best state.. and anyone who disagree's can come kiss my ass

mmhm. That New Jersey Beach is awesome

by SexyBrad2 October 4, 2005

south jersey

jersey is full of druggies pot heads and sluts. BUT we love it. we got the worst schools but good fights. we say wooder, tawk, cawfee yo and dude a lot and we loveee saying legit. animal braclets are the bomb! if u dont have any then u dont live in township. ITS JERSEY! not josiey, no one says that! no one in jersey calls it NEW jersey. wawa franks pizza and regal is the place to be. soda not pop or cola. we say yea not yes and its cuz not because and hanging out at skater's choice in 6th grade ment that u were "cool" but now if u go to a party and bring beer ur cool.yo smoking weed at the bus stop is wat everyone does. hogies and cheesesteaks- yea man. jersey and philly have the best cheesesteaks and pizza. fast food almost every night its down the shore not the beach. carnavials=<3 there are so many hollister fags. clearview sucks ass! we say ur mom a lot and we talk about sex in almost every sentence and we curse a lot not cuss, curse! yea we can drive, its not us thats the problem, its u so fuck off yea we are stuck up so if ur from jersey u think ur better then everyone else and its true dont mess with us, we got italian or irish tempers. we are very random people. peace to u and ur mother.

new yorker: i can kick your joisey ass! your so gay from south jersey and all now go and get me some water

jerseyian: naw man i will fuck u up so fuck u, u fucking cunt get ur own damn wooder btw ur mom is a great fucker

by yoimcool26 February 10, 2010

Jersey Shore

a tv show you watch when you want to be thrown into a mental hospital.

the most fagtastic thing to hit tv.

Abby: Hey, Gina, why are you watching Jersey Shore?
Gina: My rent is overdue and I'm gonna get kicked out, I'm trying to get into a nice mental hospital.
abby: oh.

by fagomaniac July 20, 2011

south jersey

You go to a north jersey school and they all make fun of the way you say your "o"s because they just dont know how to fucking say it. North jersey is scum to you. you LOVE hoagies and might have even worked in a hoagie place. u know where to get a good cheesesteak and even if u dont really like wawa u still rep it. Philly is your city and u dont care how many times the phillies or eagles have let you down, you STILL love them and support them. North jersey really is its own state. SOUTH JERSEY IS WHERE ITS AT BABY and ill take being a hippie over being an uptight NY wanna be any day.

South jersey is just the shit

by Sozz November 8, 2005

jersey side

sunny-side up, as in eggs

I like my eggs on the jersey side, so I can dip my texas toast into the yolk.

by R4V4G3D_SKU11S September 29, 2011

Central Jersey

A place that simply does not exist. People who believe this mythical land use others opinion to argue if it is real or not. Apparently, if enough people believe something exists, it means its real.

Tim: You should google Central Jersey while your at it.
Ant: It does not exist.
Tim: Wow I am totally enlightened, thank you for making me come to my senses.
Ant: Its what I do Tim. I help others.
Tim: Now I must save Charles from these lies.
Ant: You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make it drink.

by BrehTacos February 2, 2017

South Jersey

The southern portion of New Jersey. The definition depends upon where in New Jersey you are from. Newark and Jersey City residents would define South Jersey as anything south of Woodbridge. West of there it would be south of Trenton. Philadelphia area residents define South Jersey as Burlington south. Atlantic City and Cape May residents define South Jersey as south of Tuckerton.

Oh, you're from South Jersey.

by shoredude2 June 19, 2004