Jared

His jawlines, shoulders, and muscles are the best! You have to think about what he looks like nude, you might not be gay though. ;)

"I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles push against his fashion sense. I've thought about what he looks like nude, I'm not gay though. >:("
"Yeah! Jared's jawlines, shoulders, muscles are the greatest!"

by Storyswap Chara August 22, 2021

jared

a boy who engulfs ballsacks or semen

Oh jared these nuts

by adamleancoma September 3, 2021

Jared Spliff

The prefect mix of marijuana and tobacco rolled up into a perfect cone

Q:do you want to hit my marty spliff?
A:Nah its cool i have a perfect Jared Spliff right here.

by Dat fox January 19, 2012

JARED

Big bitch

Omg look at JARED HE IS BIG BITCH

by Prettybluemlg November 12, 2018

Jared

Jareds’ are mixed feeling type of guys who look for attention. Jareds’ are self-absorbed and only care about themselves. Yet, whenever they try to fix something, they always ruin it. They often curse a lot and can lose their temper. Try not to get on their bad side either.

Dang, Jared just called my grandma a big marshmallow and tried to cover it up by saying she’s sweet.

by Spybunny109 November 25, 2018

Jared

A guy who has a small knob and is a bell end and is the shittiest gamer ever.

D: OMG don’t be such a Jared

R: You saying I suck at this?

by 420DankShit December 1, 2018

jared ramsey

1}someone who is awesome
2}someone who is trully a cool guy
3} a Youtuber
5} a sexy guy who doesnt need a nuber 4

i lost my wife to jared ramsey

by FrostfireHBI July 11, 2017