Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen September 6, 2008

Jackatorium

Any room used to rub one out, or masturbate.

For example, a bedroom with a sports illustrated swimsuit edition, is a fine room to convert to a jackatorium, temporarily.
Or you could convert your moms living room, to a jackatorium while watching Friends on TV.
Or, say you are researching anatomy on the internet, on your dads computer, well then, his office just became a jackatorium, didn't it?

by Shwagg March 18, 2007

Jackie Boy

Jackie Boy is a nickname for the alcohol Jack Daniels.. See the song Jackie Boy by Omar LinX.

Ayy hand me Jackie Boy! I needa get hella throwed!!

by PeteyGx February 28, 2011

JackNick

An immature person who overuses the word "WIN" to describe things he likes, but most others think is boring.

Being JackNicked is when you say something and JackNick gets butthurt and puts you on the auto-moderate list.

JackNicking is having a post removed by a moderator because you hurt their tender feelings.

Lauren's post got JackNicked because the moderator doesn't like the big words she used.

by Fresh Princess of Belmont May 10, 2012

Jackpot convention

A group of two or more colleagues shitting together in a public bathroom, competition to see who leaves the largest shit, aka jackpot.

I got the USA Today ready for our 330 jackpot convention

by El el fetches January 23, 2013

jackstrap

The area of skin between the male genitals and the base of the shaft, running parallel with the urethra.

"My jackstrap has an awful itch."

by MiAMi JOE March 13, 2014

Jack Off Class

Any class that is so boring and pointless that you might as well be jacking off instead.

I hate going to ASO 100. It's just a jack off class

by trenchcoatjoe May 16, 2015