Blessing

The blackest, most darkest nigga you well ever set your eyes upon

Blessing is dark as fuck

by ojaoisahfiofhioehqwrqiwohwqoid October 27, 2022

Good morning and god bless

When you eat your breakfast while dropping a massive deuce in the morning before work.

Hila: What are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and god bless Hila.

by SupaDupaFly May 23, 2018

Blessed shwing🛐⭐💧

Blessed shwing is the phrase people of the Morism religion use when praying or talking to others. It symbolizes good luck and magick.

"You-you dont like hisoka? I hope you get well soon, blessed shwing🛐⭐💧"

by Morism Leader October 30, 2020

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and god bless.

Hila what do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least.

by razzatouille May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

The act of eating one's breakfast while making a bowel movement in the morning.

Wife: Hurry up I need to use the bathroom!

Husband: Give me ten more minutes I'm having a Good Morning and God Bless!

by Stalin_was_a_good_guy May 23, 2018

Good Morning God Bless

Term coined by h3h3productions, defined by taking your morning shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

Hila: What’s taking you so long, Ethan?
Ethan: Good Morning God Bless, Hila, it’ll be at least 20 more minutes.

by Hugh Mungus FUPA May 23, 2018

BLESS ME

A self-given “bless you” after sneezing, used when no one else says it—or even if they do. It’s giving a mix of manners , self love and main character energy. A polite flex.

“Achoo—bless me.”
Friend: “Lol, I was about to say it”
You: “You were too slow.”

by RocketCulture April 26, 2025