Eat for free

To eat for free is to go down on a girl, then receive nothing back in return.

i heard coulberg ate his girls box last night but she made him Eat for free.

by Phildaddymcdanks March 6, 2017

free ipad

The ploy with which malicious websites tantalize innocent website users, usually twelve year olds, into clicking onto their site and receiving all kinds of viruses. If you see a sketchy advertisement for a free iPad, ignore it.

12 year old: "Ooh, free Ipad!" *clicks*

Mom: "No, son, don't do it-"

*trojan horse appears*

by calipali February 16, 2014

Free kick

A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.

Worker 1: “That new guy is fckn useless, does nothing and what he does do is terrible!”

Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”

by Magooo May 14, 2021

free-lancing

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.

question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?

by roelfo June 29, 2015

free canoe

Free canoe is a classic Craigslist prank wherein someone's name and phone number are used in a false ad on Craigslist. This type of ad typically has a desirable item priced for free or a low sum of money.

Yo dawg, my phone keeps ringing with people asking if I still have the free canoe. I don't even own a canoe!

by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017

Free the genie

a. Fervently rubbing your lamp in order to release the angry men.
b. to masturbate.

Marcellus: How was your date?
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.

by Bordchef May 24, 2013

free admin

Something that a Roblox noob really wants. As much as free robux. They will do anything for that power. Anyways imma go take a dump on my cousin's car now. Cya.

Noob: Gimme free admin please please please.
Admin: Screw you, screw your family, screw your entire life, go eat ice.

by TotallyNotAnIdiot April 1, 2021