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Tompkins Index

A mathematical function to describe the rate in growth of WhatsApp side-chats post a salacious and often incendiary comment in a central, widely inclusive group-chat.
Paul - "Geez, Andrew just dropped a couple of cables in the LEOG"
Samuel "Christ, this'll test the Tompkins Index"
by sxpress7 September 13, 2019
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progressive_intel

Political tiktoker Ethiopian Post Keynesian king🙏
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Self-integrity

It basically means staying true to what you stand for. Doing what you said you would do, despite what you would be feeling right now and not doing bad deeds even when no one is looking because you, your heart knows what you're doing is wrong.. It takes courage and determination but it's a test of character.
I told myself that I wouldn't get distracted watching YouTube videos that whole day.. As hard as it was, I had enough self-integrity to stick to what I told before.
by BioChemPhy6 July 30, 2021
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Fartapeutic index

-(noun)-with ref to sugar-alcohol-based artificial sweeteners; The difference in quantity between enough to result in the proband's uncontrolled production of foghorn-volumed flatulence, and the quantity which results in his making fizzy gravy.
Fartapeutic index of erythritol-high; FI of maltitol- dangerously low. Empirical data re the latter are published within the Amazon customer reviews of "sugar free jelly bears", the conclusion of the most authoritative of which reads "Jesus, my poor ringpiece".
by Azenath69 February 15, 2022
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pan-integralism

The paradigm that an Abelian integral to solve the quintic equation would arbitrarily solve equations of every higher power.
Galois found that quintic equations were only solvable by a discrete set of Noether symmetries which all involved the conservation-of-energy but varied from quintic equation to equation.

Abel found that there was no algebraic solution to quintic polynomials and polynomials of a higher order.

Pan-integralism argues that if an Abelian integral can be found to solve quintic equations; it can solve all higher-order equations as well.

This integral would be a pentagon-shaped non-Tarski space with its vertices on the surface-interior of a circle...
by metastatic February 26, 2022
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quintic integral

A non-Tarski space (convex vertices within the surface-interior of a sphere) that is propounded to solve all quintic and higher-level polynomials.

Arises from Abelian conjecture...which states that no algebraic solutions to polynomials at the 5th order and higher are possible.
The quintic integral fulfills the conditions of pan-integralism which state that the solution to a fifth-order equation can only come in the form of an Abelian surface-area specifically a non-Tarski space in the shape of a Pentagon...
by metastatic February 26, 2022
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Academic Integrity

Jenny: "Bob is really smart how did he get those high grades?"
Rob: "He preserved his academic integrity"
by EldenMergo April 13, 2022
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