Mj moment

When a person such as Mj, will refuse to play with the boys and would rather call a girl for hours on end.

Justin: "Lets play GTA V later tonight"
Mj: "Nah not today, just sayin"
Peter: "Mj moment right here"

by wife beater 9000 June 27, 2021

Jess Moment

1. When you are disappointed that your swimmers can’t go under 4:40 in the 500 free.

2. When you feel highly disrespected because someone winked at you.

3. When you feel immense hatred for famous youtuber “Joeshark”

4. When you have no care for the mental health of your athletes

Hey Matt you’re giving me a Jess moment. We wanted you under 4:40.

by NineK March 18, 2021

Alex moment

When a person tries to be funny by using something he learned at school.

Real Alex moment right there

by ISRY November 9, 2020

Dale moment

Performing an extreme fuck up even though you do most things right.

Friend 1: "9+2 is 10 right?"
Friend 2: "Bro are you serious?"
Friend 1: "Oh shit did I just have a fucking massive dale moment?"

by Jot44 February 9, 2022

One moment

Definitely not one moment. At least 2 minutes, like what the Shrek.

MALE- "Yo, go make me a sandwich". FEMALE- "One moment". *2 minutes later*

MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*

by Shrek42069 June 14, 2017

Bleech Moment

When a faggot spams trap hentai only then to pin it as a joke in a poor attempt to hide his crippling hentai addiction.

I hate this sever
Did someone post hentai in general?
Yes
That's a bleech moment ™

by Gamercord November 7, 2020

bialas moment

when a person (usually of white skin tone) states or acts in a way that only the whitest of white people would act

White Person : Lets go to the beach and drink red wine!
Other White Person : Bialas moment

by HentaiMan69 February 18, 2023