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Blow Horn 

While a women is giving you a blow job she grabs your balls and pulls hard down on them making you scream like a blow horn.
I went out with my girl last night and when we got home she instantly gave me a blow job. But then she grabbed my balls and pulled on them so hard that i screamed like a blow horn.
Blow Horn by lions20 June 28, 2010
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Hornsmaniac 

A person who thinks he is cool, smart, funny, or fun to be around, but in reality is incredibly lame, stupid, idiotic, and just generally annoying.
Maurice was talking to Geoffrey when Martin came and started talking and trying to be funny. This is when Maurice and Geoffrey realized Martin was a total Hornsmaniac.
Hornsmaniac by Moe January 22, 2005

Horn Dogged Beast is Dangle Nosed 

Slang for when your man-meat is erect and hanging out.
John's "horn dogged beast is dangle nosed" after the lap dance he just got.

sex hores 

Some one who like sex to much
Hi Jill. You can invite every one just not. Tomy. He will ruen it because he's a sex hores.
sex hores by ooozaytayyooo December 3, 2016
Slang for beer.

First used by Kizuel on the Madoshi message board.
I'm on my second horn.
Horn by Kizuel April 4, 2005

honscience

Derogatory label for the pseudo-scientific ramblings of older non-passing trans women (hons).
Hon: I'm experiencing my second puberty uwu! I just had my first period!!!
Anon: You don't have an uterus, this is pure honscience.
honscience by turboautism April 22, 2022

California Horn Blower 

The exact meaning is hazy, but is along the lines of inserting the penis into the belly button. Also a cruise ship in San Fransisco.
So I'm sitting on the couch, and out of nowhere she has me give her the California Horn Blower!