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shower honey

A shower honey a term to describe the fecund brew that gathers around the perimiters of the shower drain, most commonly made up of common house hold and bodily materials (ie toenails, toe gunk, toe hairs, toe fingers, toe rings)

First recorded use of the the term dates back to the year 1307, in the only remaining manuscript of "Oh, Ye Fungus Amongus" by the mysterious Legumis Labotomus LaTapped III (Houghton Mifflin & Sons, et al, 1982)
"hey michael, I was taking a shower lastnight and couldnt help but notice the shower honey you left behind"
by vitaminwateronice June 7, 2018
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Honey Sky

Honey Sky (noun)
The phenomena in which the sky turns a milky yellow due to sunrise or sunset, and a certain pattern of cloud coverage. Honey Skies (plural) are most commonly seen in the southern United States or in Manitoba. For legal reason, you can only say the word Honey Sky in a southern accent.

Honey Sky is also a common typo en lieu of the word “honestly”
“Wow! Look at that beautiful Honey Sky!” Said Patricia, admiring the view of the sunrise on her hot tin roof.
by Yucky Puddles August 29, 2020
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Ginger and honey

Oh shit dude she wanted that "ginger and honey."
by No_milk May 11, 2018
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Cummy Honey

When you piss some point after ejucalating and the mixture of cum and urine make a stringy and golden mixture, similar to honey
Have you ever given your girl a cummy honey? She’ll probably like it more than putting real honey on food.”
by tigertail13 April 16, 2019
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honey grams

Honey Grams

“Honey Grams” The sweet nectar of an older women’s pleasure center, tastes good when licked, the nectar flows when touched, massaged or fingered.

I love eating my Honey Grams!
I went down on her and ate a delicious bowl of Honey Grams!
by Rgruff July 22, 2021
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The Honey was Black

A phrase that is used to describe a situation in which although the outcome may look promising, it is only structured that way by the people who actually profit from it. The actual idea behind the phrase is that the "Honey" is actually Blackstrap Molasses, which is known to be extremely bitter, mirroring the disappointment one feels when understanding that they've been tricked.

In present tense, use "The honey is black" instead.

Predatory systems or Loans are a beautiful example of this idea. Initially, it seems as though the benefits are worth harboring, but overtime, you come to understand that it either wasn't worth it, or it didn't really give you what you wanted. Especially applicable if such an instance of this has either already happened or it is too late to go back on your decision.
"Tiffany told me that she would try harder to be a better person, and I believed her even though everybody told me not to. You all knew the honey was black, but I went after it anyway. I have nobody to blame but myself."
by Daybreak120 January 26, 2022
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Honey-glazer

A sex move prevalent in many holiday destinations; in which the female is subjected to a facial of semen which covers the entire face. Note the female must be tanned (hence honey)
It was a real honey-glazer! She was exactly the right honey glazing complexion.
by J4j April 11, 2013
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