hand band

the world-renown band that plays when one has no other means of satisfying himself.

See also: Masturbation, whacking off, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off

man, tell that bitch to suck it easy. There's always the hand band.

by bringinbacksuckit December 1, 2011

little hands

It's believed that a man with little hands will also have a little penis. There is no correlation between the size of a man's hands or feet to his penis size.

Joe could have got so much more pussy but because of his little hands the girls steered away from him. The girls that he did hook up with got themselves a big surprise and got plugged real good.

by jimmybomm April 22, 2021

Nigga hands

A full grown black mans hands and the massive size of there hands used for various things such as football

Antonio brown is a NFL player and has nigga hands which help him catch the ball

by Pomps02 July 23, 2019

Kill-hand

The hand that's used to kill someone. Coined by Nick Cave in his first novel "And the ass saw the Angel".

"Sucked by the gums of this toothless grave ah go-into this fen, this pit, though ah fear to get mah kill-hand wet."
-Euchrid Eucrow

by Warbucketrage June 10, 2010

Rafa's Hands

A phrase to signify that something is over, done or completed. Originates from the infamous hand gesture given by Liverpool's manager Rafael Benetiz when his team took a seemingly unassailable 2-0 lead against Sam Allarydyce's defenisvely set up budget team Blackburn Rovers.

Often applied to similar situations, when individuals partaking in 'grog' complete a comfortable victory on Fifa (also referred to as Fifs and Fifinho).

Likely to either cause a moment of great hilarity or offence depending on the individual/s it is aimed at and the context in which it is used.

"Rafa's hands mate" (on taking a 2-0 lead with a textbook Fifa goal from a cross after a barrage of attacks).

by Montgomerie May 18, 2009

Pink Handed

Getting busted cheating

Ahh son, Elin busted Tiger, Pink Handed!

by Tmoney35 December 4, 2009

hand jabba

Masturbating while being choked with a chain by a hot chick in a princess leia slave costume.

I knew by the metal thong she was wearing i was in for a hand jabba

by rhone February 22, 2013