hamburgler

One who steals someone's anal virginity.

Fred was quite a hamburgler last night with that girl.

by afritz1234 April 17, 2009

Hamber

a non-chalent person who is always willing to be with their friends.

wow that girl is really Hamber!

by Fredister May 7, 2009

Hamble

To cripple a dog by cutting out the balls of its feet.

Historically performed on dogs to stop them chasing deer.

"Jefferson the unbalanced mailman, finally snapped one day: His arrest for criminal assault with intent to hamble a cocker spaniel made the evening news"

by Harry the Hambler August 14, 2009

Hambon

Hãm-bŏn (n)
French origin, used by French as a derogatory term

Ill-bred, inbred and unsightly little Welshmen.

Everyone is Wales is hambon!

by The real Craig David August 25, 2005

hamburgler

someone who steals a hamburger

Stop that hamburgler, he stole my whopper!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Hamburglar

An incompetent driver; anyone who shows a lack of competence behind the controls of a motorized vehicle.

Friend 1: So how is the road trip going?
Friend 2: Well I just entered Jersey and- OH GOD THAT HAMBURGLAR RAN OVER THOSE CHILDREN!

by Arnettia August 16, 2010

hamburger

v., slang - (to) hamburger someone

to capture someone and squeeze them between your and someone else's body, resembling a hamburger, the victim being the "patty" and two attackers the buns.

to be caught beneath a pile of people

"Salad" and so on can be added to reach a huge pile of people or "ingredients".

Guy 1: Let's go hamburger him!
Guy 2: Dude, I'm in.

Guy 1: "I'm so gonna sneak into that show."
Guy 2: "Well, have fun getting hamburgered by security."

by Bi-Larious Anon March 4, 2011