hairy hermit

one sexy mofo you see in school but you never have the guts to talk to

girl 1: omg 12o'clock!
girl 2: girllllllll hairy hermit lookin fine as hell

by iwanttopepsi July 12, 2017

hairy watermelon

A insane sex act between two consenting adults! The hairy watermelon is as erotic as Dolphins PSI, Cat Barbs and Dungeons and Dragons.

You haven't lived till you've experienced a hairy watermelon!

I can't believe I walked in on them doing the hairy watermelon!!

Just because I went out with you doesn't mean there is going to be any hairy watermelon tonight!!

by MarySanderson August 31, 2018

Haifamm

Straight fire, like what!!!!

I saw Haifamm and I called the fire department.

by 123Mm November 1, 2018

Hairyballsonya

A type of word that can be said in any sentence ..

Hey nick what’s for lunch tomorrow ? Hairyballsonya.

Hey Veronica how about some Hairyballsonya

by Cecilbricklayer2 January 12, 2019

hairybaaaaaabyhairybaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyybbbbbaaaaay

A fur baby, or a child completely covered in massive amounts of hair.

Look at that hairybaaaaaabyhairybaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyybbbbbaaaaayyyyy

by Shmergg January 23, 2019

Hairy plums

A pair of balls that have never seen a razor or a wax strip in there entire existence with hair so long you could plait it

Hey I nearly choked on a pair of hairy plums last night !!

by Eatenallthedonoghts March 20, 2019

Hairy TicTac

When someone’s head is structured in which it looks liked a TicTac, but they have a beard etc....

-“Hey!, have you been Dave lately”
-“Yeah, he be looking like a right hairy TicTac”

by Cammy.K17 July 11, 2019