Cattle Guarding

Driving back on forth over a cattle guard to stimulate your lady. Lady must cum from cattle guard only

Only the dusty chicks go cattle guarding

by Junkmanjoe April 2, 2022

star "guardian" zoe

the best character in the star guardian series (fight me) she was one of the original star guardians who as she saw her friends die around her decided to embrace evil and chaos and would release release monsters on people and wreak havoc on everyone and when a team consisting of ahri, miss fortune, xayah, rakan, and neeko attempt to take down zoe but in the attempt rakan and xayah fall and become corrupted which turns them into zoe's minions (they are later redeemed and nice again) after that the leader of a different of star guardians lux takes down zoe and she is put in a dark space basically the abyss and she is trapped there... or is she (insert dramatic noises)

star "guardian" zoe is the best zoe skin and the best star guardian fight me

by league guy who plays zoe August 29, 2022

Changing of the Guard

When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.

Bob's on a bitter bender this month because we have another changing of the guard.

by Bare knuckle boxer June 8, 2012

The Netherly Guarantee

A guarantee of something that is inevitable and a surprise to absolutely nobody. This was created by William "Skeet Murder" Netherly as a way to seem intelligent and make people think he has the inside track on something.

The sun is going to come out tomorrow, and I put The Netherly Guarantee on it

by Choppz13 August 18, 2012

British Royal Guard The Baby

Passing a chemistry exam with a blindfold on

"Dude, I'm gonna british royal guard the baby today."

by Swag Boy 1 Million June 6, 2015

garbage dumpster guard

A person who gets paid to do nothing but stand and watch over the dumpsters to make sure they stay safe throughout the day.

I was going to take my trash off today, but it was 8 PM and the Jeff Davis County Garbage Dumpster Guards had already locked the gates. Maybe next time.

by Mason Jar February 16, 2017

Dilly dilly guardians

The act of being embarrassing beyond human recognition

Lad #56 : i will be 5 mins boyys

Ape #5578 : dilly dilly guardians

Lad# 56 : fuck off you dumb inbred moose

by Naughty Susan June 9, 2018