Guilnor

The girl with the longest hair ever =)

Dang, I want to give Guilnor a french braid.

by Kevin November 12, 2004

guido

Guidos are the COOLEST people you will meet. i am a full guido and italian and loving it. all those bullshitters dont know what the fuck they are talking about, they are jealous. be a guido, girls love guidos. we guidos are the toughest motha fuckas around and dont take shit. we ARE THEE BEST!

I am a GUIDO and LOVING it

by Brian Guido March 30, 2008

Guido

A guy that tries to get with a gal by listening to her complain about her man and then saying, "Oh I would never do that."

"I have nothing to do over thanxgiving because my boyfriend went to Valdez to go ice climbing."

"Oh if you were my woman I would love to spend thnx-giving with you."

"Ick your a Guido"

by Guidoette January 21, 2010

guild wars

...Boring
the poor man version of WoW

Person 1: Dude, wanna play WoW?
Person2: Sorry, I'm too poor so i can't see how much better WoW is than guild wars
person: ...you're lame

by edd wilson October 26, 2006

guidoness

having the swagger of a guido

kevin b

Kevin- "Damn, get off me shawty"

Corey- " Kevin you and your guidoness are something else"

by thefallstonguido June 15, 2009

Guilderstench

(Adj): Something with the stench of a guilder.

Those country folks wreak of guilderstench!

by elphaba03 November 12, 2010

guidosity

A measure of how much of a guido a person is. There are three levels of guidosity: Pauly D (total guido) Tupac (skinny ass white boy) Pussy Ass Niggas (Eminem)

Bro 1 : Dude I got a fuckin nattiac after goin to my boy jonnys house for some milf and cookies. got so much fuckin dome from that skanky assbitch
Bro 2: Shits for real brah. Where was she at ?
Bro 1; She lives at the Jewsey Shwoe. Names sharon or some shit like dat.
Bro 3: Dude youre such a fucking guido. You pick that pussy up in a bar ?
Bro 1: Obvi brah. Boner in the butt.
Bro 2: Youre guidosity is at such a peak now. I'd say you could even fuck Snookie
Bro 1: Wtf? nigga ill rape your black ass
bro 2: Obvy

by guidobro69 November 21, 2010