nerd goggles

What Sterling Archer call glasses.

Cyril: "Here, put these on."
Archer: "No, I'm not wearing nerd goggles!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 July 6, 2019

county goggles

A person who is not attractive is seen as hot at Martin County high school bc there are no "hot" people.

Dude 1: "she bad"
Dude 2: "Nah bro take off those county goggles"
Dude 1: "Yeah mb u right she kinda ugly"

by grantice November 19, 2021

goggle marks

When you get red marks from someone sitting on your face

"Why do you have red marks on your face?"
"Bro, Sadie sat on my face and gave me goggle marks"

by Hoodie Mack November 26, 2017

Goggle-nesia

forgetting what you were going to search for while browser is starting up.

I am sitting at the google prompt, and can't remeber what I was going to search for, this goggle-nesia is killing me

by ICan'tRemember99 September 4, 2010

Mud goggles

1a When the uppermost of the two sexual partners engaging in the classic 69 position, defecates on to the other participants face. The true 'mud goggle' effect isn't reached until the stool droops over covering both eyes.
2a when your friend makes a potential mate out to be less attractive than they actually are, because of foul mood -they are said to be wearing "mud goggles"

a. Steve gave Martha some awful mud goggles last night, he probably wont ever see her again
b. Jessica sure was attractive, but mark said she was a real shovel face poor guys wearing the mud goggles tonight.

by NonsenseLock December 18, 2012

Chilly Goggle

A dumb and annoying bitch that should no longer be alive, This being is also very small and skinny and will not live much longer. One thing it can do is pvp

Fuck! Chilly Goggle just beat my ass, I better go beat him for real tomorrow

by Soggy water February 16, 2022

Goggle Fogger

When you give a facial to a someone wearing glasses.

How’d you settle your overdue book fees? I gave the Liberian a Goggle Fogger.

by Tedyeary September 20, 2021