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Goggle-nesia

forgetting what you were going to search for while browser is starting up.
I am sitting at the google prompt, and can't remeber what I was going to search for, this goggle-nesia is killing me
by ICan'tRemember99 September 4, 2010
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Mud goggles

1a When the uppermost of the two sexual partners engaging in the classic 69 position, defecates on to the other participants face. The true 'mud goggle' effect isn't reached until the stool droops over covering both eyes.
2a when your friend makes a potential mate out to be less attractive than they actually are, because of foul mood -they are said to be wearing "mud goggles"
a. Steve gave Martha some awful mud goggles last night, he probably wont ever see her again
b. Jessica sure was attractive, but mark said she was a real shovel face poor guys wearing the mud goggles tonight.
by NonsenseLock December 18, 2012
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Love Goggles

Seeing someone in a very distinct and appreciative way. It is usually associated with having a crush or falling in love with someone, but can also be related to friends(friend goggles), or pets(pet goggles). This can also be referred to as "opening your third eye".
by TeskarTheBlindSquid August 20, 2018
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Goggle Fogger

When you give a facial to a someone wearing glasses.
How’d you settle your overdue book fees? I gave the Liberian a Goggle Fogger.
by Tedyeary September 20, 2021
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Chilly Goggle

A dumb and annoying bitch that should no longer be alive, This being is also very small and skinny and will not live much longer. One thing it can do is pvp
Fuck! Chilly Goggle just beat my ass, I better go beat him for real tomorrow
by Soggy water February 16, 2022
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shame goggles

You know how, when you do something embarrassing, there always seems to be a hot guy/girl around to witness it? That's shame goggles in action. Under normal circumstances, the person would be average, decent-looking but not extraordinarily hot. But because you have just embarrassed yourself, your brain makes them hotter to amplify your shame. The more embarrassing the blunder, the hotter the person will become.
Girl 1: I can't believe that hot guy just saw me step in dog poo!

Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.
by Melly D. August 21, 2011
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sugar goggles

Similar to beer goggles, someone appears better looking after having done something sweet.
Brian's cute, but after he spent an afternoon complimenting me, I looked at him through sugar goggles and he was even better looking!
by AudiTiger October 26, 2011
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