Omg , its all most Christmas. I LOVEE ITT.
Why are you soo happy about it.
Santa comes and gets me gifts.
Why are you soo happy about it.
Santa comes and gets me gifts.
I love gift. I really do. I hope my boyfriend got me one. Oh wait. My boyfriend Ivan got me a big fat NOTHING
by anonymous December 21, 2021
Get the Giftmug. Aww, c'mon Jeb...you promised I could have the TV. Now you're giving it to Hank?! You're a Native American Gift Repossession Specialist!
by photomasta November 29, 2017
Get the Native American Gift Repossession Specialistmug. When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.
Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.
by Endless Summertime January 1, 2011
Get the universal giftmug. A gift you received with bad vibes from a person, that is then gifted to another person without knowing that it has bad vibes.
Jumanji Gift - To re-gift a cursed gift to an unknowing recipient.
“Yeah, I Jumanji’d that weird statue (insert ex gf name) gave me to a coworker for Secret Santa. It’s their problem now.”
“Yeah, I Jumanji’d that weird statue (insert ex gf name) gave me to a coworker for Secret Santa. It’s their problem now.”
by Tetnoyer December 14, 2023
Get the Jumanji Giftmug. This is when a child recieves a birthday card that contains a dollar bill for each year of his age. This would increase every year to follow.
"Grandma gave Andrew $12 dollar bills, one for every year of his age ! " Susie told her mother.
"That's called Gradual Monetary Gifting," mother explained.
"That's called Gradual Monetary Gifting," mother explained.
by Satinruffles February 14, 2017
Get the Gradual Monetary Giftingmug. The liberty gift is a disgusting package of nastiness, which is flung against the property of someone you hate or feel like spiting.
The liberty gift is made from a dead phish stuffed with cat snit and wrapped in an ammonia-soaked towel.
There are two methods of delivery: Active and Passive
Acftive delivery requires that you fling it or hum it at a target which whould compromise the peace of mind of yopur victim. The active approach usually makes a mess.
The passive approach involves placing or setting the gift on top of your target. The contents of the package tend to seep on to the target and cause corrosive damage.
For more fun try a flaming liberty gift.
The liberty gift is made from a dead phish stuffed with cat snit and wrapped in an ammonia-soaked towel.
There are two methods of delivery: Active and Passive
Acftive delivery requires that you fling it or hum it at a target which whould compromise the peace of mind of yopur victim. The active approach usually makes a mess.
The passive approach involves placing or setting the gift on top of your target. The contents of the package tend to seep on to the target and cause corrosive damage.
For more fun try a flaming liberty gift.
If you find a dead phish stuffed with cat shit wrapped in an ammonia-soaked towel, chances are it is a liberty gift.
by mourgh August 20, 2005
Get the Liberty giftmug. During foreplay you rub on a guys pants to see what you are about to get is gift shaking like how you would with presents on Christmas Day.
We told Kasey that she should have done some gift shaking first so she would have saved herself from the disappointment.
by Berry white goo June 10, 2016
Get the Gift shakingmug.