jizz at first sight

refers to love at first sight. jizz at first sight means that you jizz in first sight of looking at a girl who is attractive or a girl who can get you turned on

i saw this girl in hotters the other day and i jizz at first sight

by mrpopcornman November 30, 2010

First Presenter's Advantage

The supposed grading advantage of a student that has been scheduled or volunteered to present an oral presentation first (i.e. before anyone else). This comes from the assumption that as the teacher critiques each report, he/she grades the later ones with increasing scrutiny until the last student is doomed to a mediocre grade if the report is any less than perfect (this student has the Last Presenter's Disadvantage).

Jack: "Dude, how did Gracie get a better grade than me? Her voice was like a dying cow and she completely left out Lincoln's involvement in the Civil War."

Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."

by Paylardo November 21, 2009

first-time envy

the mild jealousy you feel when someone is experiencing for the first time something you love

"Maura has never read/watched Harry Potter, and she's just now starting Book One...ughhh #firsttimeenvy"

"George was really excited to introduce me to that album; I could tell he was feeling first-time envy."

by flimsyB August 15, 2012

Awkward First

Using a guy/girl that you don't like to get your 1st kiss, 1st make out, and/or 1st relationship over with. Gets you past all the "Awkward Firsts" so you have confidence and experience for the one(s) you do like.

yeah i'm going out with Josh Friday. I don't like him I just want him to be my awkward first.

by stellarheart557 January 13, 2011

bomb first

The street war tactic of attacking your enemies before they attack you. Also known as retaliating first. It requires great skill and paranoia to anticipate a threat and then smash them before they get to you.

Nabeel had it out for me so I had to bomb first!

by Captain hard March 10, 2017

Say invented without the first N

a tik tok trend where there is a text on screen telling the person to do something that will turn the word into an Among us reference. then they will use a filter distorting their face.

Say invented without the first N. the TikToker will then say "I vented" and their face will distort and look at the camera.

by amogus comprehender October 14, 2021

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

(see also Gimme Gimmes)

A band filled with immense ass-kickitude, containing any combination of the following:

Fat Mike - Bass
Spike Slawson - Vocals
Joey Cape - Guitar, Vocals
Chris Shiflett - Guitar
Dave Raun - Drums

"Gee golly, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes sure are the best band ever!"

by Mo August 1, 2004