Flying Nun

A chick who pretends to be celibate, but fucks like a bunny rabbit!

Sharon claimed to be a virgin, but she fucked the entire varsity basketball team >>> Flying Nun!

by Sex Ed December 8, 2006

Fringe Wash

To wash the fringe only to give the impression of washing your whole hair.

Damn I have no time to wash my greasy locks better do a fringe wash and no one will noitice.

by b_is_for_bex September 20, 2010

Flying Towamencin steaming apple

An apple has its core removed and filled with feces, it is then thrown at vehicles and residents of Towamencin Township, Pennsylvania.

Dammit! Someone hit my car with a Flying Towamencin steaming apple!

by "J.R." September 27, 2005

Alabaster Flying Squirrel

when your younger sister is having a slumber party with all of her friends downstairs, and from the banister of the stairs you fire a load you’ve been saving since you heard of your sister’s Saturday night plans onto each of her friends from a height of approximately 8-12 feet.

Sarah had a slumber party last night and I gave each of her friends an Alabaster Flying Squirrel.

by yellowjacket34 March 27, 2008

flying saucer

A flying saucer is a sexual act involving a man, a woman, a bench, and a tire swing.

The woman sits in the tire swing, with bare ass exposed through the bottom. The man lies underneath the swing on a bench whose height is carefully selected to permit intercourse without chafing. After successful penetration, the man spins the tire with his hands and the woman may elect to simulate spaceship sounds.

Dude, your sister took me to the schoolyard last night and gave me a flying saucer. I have a bit of chapped cock, but on the whole, it was intergalactic!

by ADJLB February 22, 2009

fringe

A person that is on the edge of sanity, usually from sleep deprivation, drug abuse, lack of exercise, or a general sense of social anxiety. This is normally a person you are always cautious about when bringing around industrious, socially pleasant, "normal" people.

Symptoms of being fringe include: (a) bringing up vague and confusing topics of conversation at any given time, such as the Tao Te Ching or John Lennon; (b) rapid mood swings, more commonly aggression or despair; (c) telling pointless jokes and laughing for an extensive period of time, and then crying afterward.

by Balfdor August 16, 2006

Flying Nigger

A car with only one working headlight

When you see an oncoming car at night with only one headlight you point and say"flying nigger!"

by Jay February 12, 2004