formerprosecutor

A formerprosecutor is a person who putatively defends a person, a class of people, or legal principles associated with criminal defense, but consistently does so in ways that undermines the presumption of innocence basic tenets of zealously defending people accused of crimes.

Bro, John Smith said you should trust the five oh if they want to interview you about your wife's disappearance, but he's a formerprosecutor.

by Birdlaw Associate September 17, 2018

format war

Refers to a repetitive series of hot-headed and destructive actions whereby two or more people seethingly format a computer-disk or other media-storage device over and over to erase the previous user's files because each person either dislikes/disapproves of the content that the other users are storing on it, or each person selfishly/arrogantly feels that his own files are more important/necessary/virtuous than those of any of the device's other users.

I always bring extra floppy disks and/or flash-drives with me --- and clearly label them with my name --- to store my own files when I use the office computer, to hopefully avoid any format wars.

by QuacksO January 7, 2019

formentera

Cute little island near Ibiza that was an unspoiled haven of tranquility until the late 20th century and has now become a tourist Mecca. Steady growth keeps eroding its soul and locals don't seem to do much about it.

- Beaches in Formentera are spectacular, but the local government has tarred most of the old roads and keeps issuing licenses to build new ugly buildings.
- I know. People never learn.

by wassia January 28, 2019

Formal Chicken

Penguin

Formal Chickens can’t fly

by Fillupduhrrr April 14, 2019

Formphobia

A particular type of phobia code monkeys that are used to low level programming and cringe upon the thought of having to open a <form> tag

Typically, when asking my buddy and famous hypnotist, Steven Peliari to make me one of his NLP tweaked forms he suffers of formphobia.

by Sun God Espi July 29, 2019

FormalFontFriday

FFF Is when coworkers are unnecessarily overly proper or formal on a Friday and often break out their most professional font just for emails on formal font Friday.

“Miley, you are so clever with your use of formal fonts- it must be FormalFontFriday!”

by DarleneOliviaPope August 9, 2019

Formasual

When you are formally casual.

Tell Denise to dress Formasual for the show tonight.

by Dirty Uncle Mojo August 23, 2019