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Fordophobia 

1. Fordophobia is a condition where people are afraid of Rob Ford.

2. Fordophobia is a condition where people are afraid of Ford vehicles.
Ex. 1
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you sir ... are a RAGING Fordophobic!

Ex. 2
Jim: Hey Bob! Did you look at the new lineup of Ford vehicles?
Bob: No!

Jim: Why not?
Bob: I was diagnosed with Fordophobia after the last Ford I owned.
Fordophobia by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

Furiphobia 

An exessive fear of Furrys, Yiffers and of Furry art
Bob: AHHHHH!
Joe: What?
Bob: i saw a mascot walk by
Joe: You must have FuriPhobia
Furiphobia by Leafman April 19, 2009

Fortphobia 

The phobia or the fear of being gay
Hey dude come join us in a game of fortnite!

Sorry, I have fortphobia.
Fortphobia by 8131snake May 28, 2018

fomophobia 

When you have been tricked into buying cryptocurrencies that are on the rise, only to lose most of your investment. You now have fomophobia!
"Jan has fomophobia after she lost $10,000 investing in Syscoin. But that's only because she sold - if she held, she would have $100,000 of profit today!"
fomophobia by cryptosupremo October 17, 2017

formophobia 

n. Paralyzing fear, distress, and nervousness caused by the act of entering personal information into a pre-made template. Making simple tasks such as applying for jobs, school, etc. almost impossible for the affected.

see also: Form anxiety
"Jane can't work in a clerical environment because of her Formophobia"
formophobia by Aaron-Core February 2, 2009

Fortaphobia 

The fear of loosing Fort Nite
I only clean my room because I have a severe case of fortaphobia!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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