Flying Penguin

When you're fucking a chick doggy style and she's bent over the bed you wrap her legs around you and quickly yank her off the bed as you stand up and she flaps her arms to try and keep her balance but like a penguin she can't fly and eventually faceplants to the floor.

Last night I gave my girl the flying penguin and she got a rug burn on her forehead...but she let me finish.

by Sillyninja August 21, 2008

Flys and Maggots

Flys and maggots are pests and insects. Flys are the fully grown form of a maggot. They tend to lay their eggs on carcasses and other dead things, so that when the eggs hatch, the maggots will eat the dead carcass.

Flys are flying insects that try to annoy you by getting on your food. Everyone hates them.

Person 1: "Look at those flys and maggots. Ugh."
Person 2: "I know, they're pests."
*Person 1 sprays insectasides on surrounding plants*

by DJ-Power September 30, 2009

the flying hammock

two men one at each end of the female while holding the female in suspended form held by arms and legs like a hammock tied to 2 trees. one man holding legs while railing the shit outta her and the other holding her arms while tea bagging her.

Gregg and Sandor put this hooker hoe bag skank casy grey in the flying hammock like she was taking a damn siesta

by dickgobblin April 14, 2010

on the hot fly

As soon as possible.

We need this text written on the hot fly.

by phrasemaker April 23, 2011

flying chinamen

1:reckless asian
2:disoriented oriental cyclist, automobile operator or pedestrian.

on my way home from class, a flying chinamen smashed into me on my bike, causing my injuries.

by james tiberious kirk April 25, 2011

The Flying Pumpkin

Where two people of the opposite sex ( Or same if you are feeling happy ) get together and perform this sex move. It's where one person takes a pencil, shoves it in their eye and the other person shoves it up their butthole.

Can be done with more pencils to fit more people.

John: "Hey wanna do the flying pumpkin tonight?"

Jim: "Yeah man! I have the pencil."

by I Flying Pumpkin April 28, 2011

crying fly

The way to notify people around you that someone near you has let out a quiet squeaky fart.

I think Jimbo over here just let out a crying fly.

by fraser frase May 4, 2011