Florida Frito 

The act of putting a whole bag of fritos in alligator shit and eating the fritos as if the shit was guacamole.

I saw an alligator and decided to make Florida Fritos

Florida Frito by Do It For The Culture October 3, 2017

Florida Fold 

Similar to the Texas Tuck, a Florida Fold is when someone folds their muffin top into their pants.

Man, I wish Stacy would do a Florida Fold right about now. No one wants to see that.

Florida Fold by MuffinTown November 15, 2017

Florida nosing 

Taking a life threatening amount of cocaine at one time.

I was at a party once, where I saw Jesus Florida nosing it off a urinal.

Florida nosing by Snuffy77 February 9, 2018

florida yankee 

A term most frequently used by other Southerners who aren't from Florida. It means the kinda guy you see drunk as hell in your local gas station who never shuts up about his long trip up I-95

"That car rolling around on the street with no driver has a Florida license plate. Must belong to that Florida Yankee inside the gas station."

florida yankee by Skeeter the beater March 27, 2018

Florida Canal Cake 

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.

“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”

Florida Canal Cake by 29072201 July 8, 2018

Florida N.Y. 

Florida is a really tiny town next to Warwick N.Y. where you know everyone and you know their whole backstory. Towns next to you don’t know you exist. And the kids in this town are real addicts. No one actually wants to live here, when the kids can get out oh boy they get out.

Why do I have to live in Florida N.Y.

Florida N.Y. by ilovenuggss February 13, 2019

Florida N.Y. 

This little town near Warwick and Chester that nobody knows about. Their school is a shack, and they have only pizzerias and nail salons. It always gets confused with Florida state. Nobody really wants to live here but, we all deal with it.

Where the hell is Florida N.Y.?

Florida N.Y. by Random cat 142 February 14, 2019