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fisher-price

to explain something in a very very simple language.

particularly without use of jargon or without use of words used by subject matter experts.
fisher-price this for me
by Anugrah August 31, 2016
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Father's day

The day where you start to see how big of a gentleman ya father really is.What?Your father doesn't just say "You don't bring me anything" like he does for me every year?Wow,you guys must be having a bad time whenever June comes over.At least it's still March :) but then there's mother's day.Come on guys,go prepare!
Friend:So I bought USA's strongest tank,some deodorant that is guaranteed to get my stepdad all them girls,and some new manly ass shoes that will ironically make other shoes dirty instead of themselves when being stepped on.All that for June 21st.
Me:Duuuuuude,chill.Father's day is just a day.That's way too much stuff to buy for a day.Plus,your mom was out of her damn mind when she decided to marry that selfish idiot.
Friend:You talkin' trash about my parents?Let's see what karma has to say about this.
Karma:Hey what's up guys it's biggie cheese.
Friend:Wrong line!
Me:Does this happen every single year?Anyway,in father's day,my father be like: "You don't have to bring me anything." It just really frustrates me! *Proceeds to talk some nonsense for the next ten minutes*
Friend:I have been successfully convinced to hate father's day now.
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Father Milk Man

Father Milk Mans are the best. they sometimes go by Mila or sometimes just Father. She’s spicy, trans, and she adopts a lot of people into her family.
ayeee father milk man how’s it going spicy dad
by billi06 February 4, 2019
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Father Timing

This is when older people take a longer, more difficult time to do things. Sometimes, just because they can.
*an elderly couple taking a very long time to back out of a parking spot that you’re waiting for*

You: Holy fuck, they’re father timing us so hard right now.
by BattleItaly March 28, 2020
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Father's Day

A day to celebrate all the men around the world that presumed the role of a father in a child's life. Often overlooked and made about single mothers
Happy father's day dad!
by DefinitionFixer June 22, 2020
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Fatherlessatsumu

Fatherlessatsumu is so slay like they heart atsumu and everything. ESPECIALLY TIMESKIP ATSUMU LIKE AWOOOO. Anyways Stan Fatherlessatsumu!
“Do you know Fatherlessatsumu?”
Yeah, he’s my mutual!”
by princee May 24, 2022
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Father Rizzmas

He pulls with his big jiggly belly
In this workshop, elves don’t make the toys.

They are the toys

A person with mystical levels of rizz
Bro’s got father rizzmas levels of rizz
by Fatherrizzmas January 16, 2023
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